Lane splitting/filtering: the legal and commonsense answers

**ducatilover** · 22nd February 2013, 16:18

Originally Posted by bosslady

Doesn't matter. I have skinny fingers, sometimes you just have to use two, or all of them?

Yeah me too, I have Asian hands.
I think I'm a little bit lesbian?

**Madness** · 22nd February 2013, 16:19

Originally Posted by ducatilover

I think I'm a little bit lesbian?

Which bit?

**bosslady** · 22nd February 2013, 16:20

Originally Posted by ducatilover

Yeah me too, I have Asian hands.
I think I'm a little bit lesbian?

I think you're A LOT Lesbian. Just saying. Nothing wrong with it.

**Maha** · 22nd February 2013, 16:22

Originally Posted by bosslady

Hahahahahahahaha. It probably just smells like farts

I've sat on it and didn't get wiff of anything.............................unusual

**TheTengTheory** · 22nd February 2013, 16:37

Originally Posted by Maha

I've sat on it and didn't get wiff of anything.............................unusual

Well duh, I have the best smelling fart in the world RAWRR! None of my friends agree....

**ducatilover** · 22nd February 2013, 16:52

Originally Posted by Madness

Which bit?

My purt lips and my soft handbag

Originally Posted by bosslady

I think you're A LOT Lesbian. Just saying. Nothing wrong with it.

Phew, was worried a bit there

**flyingcrocodile46** · 22nd February 2013, 17:21

Originally Posted by bosslady

Do you? lane split? if so, have you ever clipped a car? and what did you do about it, nothing I guess? what can you really do if it's almost bumper to bumper on all lanes for quite a few ks? just asking...

I have wide bars and mirrors and have clipped wing mirrors in moving and stationary traffic maybe a dozen or two times with either my mirrors or clutch/brake lever tips and once with the bar end itself. Most have been entirely my own doing

I have never stopped and only fleetingly thought about it (except when it has occurred just a couple of car lengths from the lights). I just adjust mirrors and check for angry cagers then head off. A couple of times I have been body clipped by cagers who aren't looking for lane splitters when they change lanes in slow traffic and once by a cager who was stopped in the lane next to me and decided he liked my lane better when we took off. My pipe left a nice scratch down the length of his passenger doors as I wound on hard and accelerated ahead of him.

Seriously though, it is far smarter to avoid skinny gaps.

**Zedder** · 22nd February 2013, 18:03

Originally Posted by flyingcrocodile46

I have wide bars and mirrors and have clipped wing mirrors in moving and stationary traffic maybe a dozen or two times with either my mirrors or clutch/brake lever tips and once with the bar end itself. Most have been entirely my own doing

I have never stopped and only fleetingly thought about it (except when it has occurred just a couple of car lengths from the lights). I just adjust mirrors and check for angry cagers then head off. A couple of times I have been body clipped by cagers who aren't looking for lane splitters when they change lanes in slow traffic and once by a cager who was stopped in the lane next to me and decided he liked my lane better when we took off. My pipe left a nice scratch down the length of his passenger doors as I wound on hard and accelerated ahead of him.

Seriously though, it is far smarter to avoid skinny gaps.

Builders...hittin' things since ages ago.

**Berries** · 22nd February 2013, 18:22

Had reason to stumble on this website today. A few points of view from the other side - Motorcycle menace.

**St_Gabriel** · 22nd February 2013, 18:26

Originally Posted by bosslady

Not helpful. Because, I have never met a newbie who knew how to do everything and how to do everything very well straight off the bat. Otherwise we wouldn't call it learning, we'd call it... knowing. How is someone supposed to learn without making mistakes or know if they can do something if they don't ever try in the first place? Thanks for red rep.

Please, for the sake of the children, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LEARN SKYDIVING

**bosslady** · 22nd February 2013, 18:30

Originally Posted by St_Gabriel

Please, for the sake of the children, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO LEARN SKYDIVING

Hahaha very good

**skippa1** · 22nd February 2013, 18:30

[QUOTE=Madness;1130504766]

I wish that was the case Mark. Sadly though this place has gone full retard and it's like it daily.

No you dont youre full of shit. You a typical forum whore that thinks you own the opinion. Why dont you fuck off if you dont like it

Second only to Victory ownership.

what can I say........quality

I don't think she was either. I do think she has an interesting view on what is useful and what is not. Clearly if someone posts anything other than the likes of the countless twats on here all wishing they could sniff her Ginny's seat after a hot afternoons lane-splitting she automatically deems it not worthy.

seat sniffin sounds right up your alley

And midget chicks with a tighter grasp on their own genitalia than the english language, so it seems.

heres a word for you....cuntox.....pronounced cunt ox

**wysper** · 22nd February 2013, 18:38

Originally Posted by bosslady;1130504765

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Disclaimer: I'm actually not a lesbian. I like penis too much[/SIZE]

I would like to think you also like what was attached to the penis more

**bosslady** · 22nd February 2013, 18:50

Originally Posted by wysper

I would like to think you also like what was attached to the penis more

the balls? no

the person? uhh yeah, of course, of course, can't have one without the other can you. At least not in a way that isn't gross/considered necrophilia.