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  1. 12th April 2013, 17:19 #976
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Or maybe a Jehovah's Witness and a bondage mistress.
    Nah, I showed her some fluffy cuffs but she wasn't keen on the idea...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    A spot on the end of your dick, was it?
    Some of us don't need to wank...
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Or maybe a Jehovah's Witness and a bondage mistress.
    Ohhh that could be pretty kinky.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Nah, I showed her some fluffy cuffs but she wasn't keen on the idea...
    She's obviously not catering to your needs then Ed. Kick her to the kerb and find yerself one that will give you the punishment you have so often stated you feel you deserve.
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Sexually transmitted diseases are one thing, sexually affected carnage is something else entirely. Ladies, if his cock's that small that he's prepared to put you at risk for a root, look elsewhere. Seriously.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    She's obviously not catering to your needs then Ed. Kick her to the kerb and find yerself one that will give you the punishment you have so often stated you feel you deserve.
    Actually she prefers hands-free and so do I...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Actually she prefers hands-free and so do I...
    Amateurs...
    Quote Originally Posted by James Deuce View Post
    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Amateurs...
    Speaking from 35 years married here. How about you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Speaking from 35 years married here. How about you?
    Trust me mate, I know I have more fun than you.

    Sent while hanging from the ceiling in stocks, with bleeding cane marks.
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Speaking from 35 years married here. How about you?
    Try sparking up a cone before you do your "thing" behind closed doors. It's guaranteed to enhance the experience.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Try sparking up a cone before you do your "thing" behind closed doors. It's guaranteed to enhance the experience.
    Works every time for you eh Smokey??
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Works every time for you eh Smokey??
    yeah. it's not weird that he's all alone behind the closet door though... is it?
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    oh ffs, just when this thread looked like it was starting to wilt...........
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PrincessBandit View Post
    oh ffs, just when this thread looked like it was starting to wilt...........
    I couldn't let it die. Am doing my best to send to PD though.
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    Don't argue with the pigs, man. They'll tap your phones and steal your weed and make your old lady do things she won't do for you.
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    This thread needs more trolls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Works every time for you eh Smokey??
    Of all the people to ask for advice in this thread, SmokeU? Yes it might even work for you.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!
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