Stupid things people say

**AllanB** · 13th April 2013, 20:10

As per the title.

Inspired by my son tonight as I sit on the laptop wasting part of my life on KB. "Hey dad can I go on that (laptop)". Obviously not son as I am on it.

Another family classic: I have turned down the lights, got a wine/beer in hand, put a movie on, started watching it and someone walks in and asks "are you watching that?"

**Laava** · 13th April 2013, 20:19

Come in the old ute did ya?
Unsaid response= why the fuck else would it be parked outside?

**98tls** · 13th April 2013, 20:27

As you get off your bike you get "is that yours mate".

**MIXONE** · 13th April 2013, 21:04

Originally Posted by 98tls

As you get off your bike you get "is that yours mate".

Or "Do you ride then?".

**far queue** · 13th April 2013, 21:21

I get asked all the time at work "Can I ask you a question"
My standard answer is "you just did" and then ignore them and carry on working.

Or I'll be doing something really obvious, like making a cup of coffee, and someone will ask "what are you doing".
My response is normally something along the lines of "Playing a round of golf, what does it look like."

Dumb arses. Yes, I'm a grumpy cunt.

**ellipsis** · 13th April 2013, 21:21

...could I have your opinion please...

**shafty** · 13th April 2013, 21:26

(When looking for something you've lost like your wallet) Where did you have it last? DOH

**Macontour** · 13th April 2013, 21:34

[QUOTE=far queue;1130530660]I get asked all the time at work "Can I ask you a question"
My standard answer is "you just did" and then ignore them and carry on working.

Yeah,I use that a lot as well.

**nadroj** · 13th April 2013, 22:41

"Are you alright sir"?

No...... I'm half left!

**The Reibz** · 14th April 2013, 02:05

Bro hold my beer and watch this...

**awa355** · 14th April 2013, 05:00

" I was just thinking"

**Zamiam** · 14th April 2013, 05:08

[QUOTE=Macontour;1130530667]

Originally Posted by far queue

I get asked all the time at work "Can I ask you a question"
My standard answer is "you just did" and then ignore them and carry on working.

Yeah,I use that a lot as well.

So do I :-)

Another couple that make me smile are

"Are you there" - When I ring my elderly mum - Sometimes I say "well I'm not there"

"What are you doing" - When I'm on the phone, pretty bloody obvious I would of thought

**Bikemad** · 14th April 2013, 07:33

O for orsome

**Maha** · 14th April 2013, 07:37

Packing up at the camp site where we have been for two weeks and someone asks ''are you leaving today''?

No no, we just like to do this every now and then to see how fast we can do it.