Stupid things people say

[Karl08]

...or "it's not rocket science...." I know it's not bloody rocket science- just say "it's pretty simple mate..."

Makes me wonder what they say at Nasa.....

[wysper]

...or "it's not rocket science...." I know it's not bloody rocket science- just say "it's pretty simple mate..."

Makes me wonder what they say at Nasa.....

They probably say "It's not common sense mate" because as we all know that is one of the rarest areas of knowledge around.

[FJRider]

Makes me wonder what they say at Nasa.....

Houston we have a problem ... comes to mind.

[Bounce001]

Someone brings ice to your house. "Where do want it"? Ummmm in the oven?????

[nudemetalz]

I once got from a lady stacking shelve's in P n S.."nice kids, are they your grandchildren?" "No", I replied, walked passed her then turned around and said to her "they're actually mine". She looked rather embarrassed and some of the other shoppers in the same aisle sniggered away....
Damn, I must look old these days....

[Karl08]

I was asked (as I stood behind the reception counter which cannot be reached by the public).."hi, do you work here?"

No, no I don't. I just enjoy breaking into highly secure work places, standing behind the counter (alongside all the people wearing blue uniforms), faking ID and then wearing it visibly......

[yeahnahbe]

"You're still here"