The fascist regime that made you a moron: Thanks dJonkey

**mashman** · 20th June 2013, 10:09

Originally Posted by GCSB Thought Police

Are you sure Gordon?

No I'm not HAL, but it would seem like a waste of resources.

**scissorhands** · 20th June 2013, 10:10

Originally Posted by GCSB Thought Police

No, I am sorry, but your mundane life had no interest to us, so we did not waste storage space on our server by copying your files.

Well, you know, our law enforcement people are rather busy with crimes at the moment. As well, much of the evidence we have collected will be vaild for quite some time now, so there is no urgency to make arrests. That is especially true with harvest time. We have found it best to wait till the crops are near grown. That way the weight of plant material seized is increased and the Crown lawyers can easily argue for longer sentences.

The law enforcement people may also be waiting for meetings, and deals, organised through this forum, to take place. That means they arrest both parties red-handed as it were.

your not very good at the secrecy thing are you?
bling bling lol
keep up the good work

GCSB Thought Police · 20th June 2013, 10:19

Originally Posted by scissorhands

your not very good at the secrecy thing are you?

Oh ? What ,akes you say that? I am sure that the evidence we have collected will be valid, enough if the offenders know that we hold this information.

As to the rest? Well, the offenders have no idea who we are, how we are watching them and what we already know. It is also the nature of offenders to repeat patterns of behaviour, so even if we do not catch them this time, we are watching them now and will catch them sometime in the future.

**mashman** · 20th June 2013, 11:25

Originally Posted by GCSB Thought Police

Are you sure Gordon?

Actually, having given that a little bit of thought, you've got absolutely nothing on me

**gwigs** · 20th June 2013, 11:34

Run like hell...

Dhurka Dhurka...

**gwigs** · 20th June 2013, 11:39

Originally Posted by mashman

Actually, having given that a little bit of thought, you've got absolutely nothing on me

Or me ..smoked all mine , got none left...

**mashman** · 20th June 2013, 12:22

Originally Posted by gwigs

Or me ..smoked all mine , got none left...

heh... if all they have is oooo you're in possession of some grass or growing a plant, then as I said earlier, they have nothing. A slap on the wrist with a wet bus ticket. I've got no secrets they can harm me with, just the usual character flaws (which are subjective at best). F- thought police, you must try harder.

**gwigs** · 20th June 2013, 12:31

Originally Posted by mashman

heh... if all they have is oooo you're in possession of some grass or growing a plant, then as I said earlier, they have nothing. A slap on the wrist with a wet bus ticket. I've got no secrets they can harm me with, just the usual character flaws (which are subjective at best). F- thought police, you must try harder.

Yeah 007 should be watching us ....cause we are all subversive terrorists...
We shouldn,t have any thoughts that dont agree with the TPTB...
Dhurka Dhurka..

**mashman** · 20th June 2013, 12:39

Originally Posted by gwigs

Yeah 007 should be watching us ....cause we are all subversive terrorists...
We shouldn,t have any thoughts that dont agree with the TPTB...
Dhurka Dhurka..

Well they must be pretty fuckin bored or in desperate need to justify their budget so that they can see us coming... which we are, if not slowly.

**gwigs** · 20th June 2013, 12:41

Bollocks spelled it wrong its Derka Derka...not good at Arabic.

**Banditbandit** · 20th June 2013, 13:03

Bwhahahaha ... Big Brother is always watching ... but don't let it get to you ...

**gwigs** · 20th June 2013, 13:12

[QUOTE=Banditbandit;1130566478]Bwhahahaha ... Big Brother is always watching ... but don't let it get to you ...

I see you still have your head up your arse...dickhead

**gwigs** · 20th June 2013, 13:15

Bollocks...

**Banditbandit** · 20th June 2013, 13:36

[QUOTE=gwigs;1130566482]

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

Bwhahahaha ... Big Brother is always watching ... but don't let it get to you ...

I see you still have your head up your arse...dickhead

What ??? You don't think that big brother is always watching ??? .... I've known that for a long time ... it would be naive to think otherwise ... What you do about it is up to you .. I take some precautions - and I don't let it get to me ... I refuse to be paranoid

**gwigs** · 20th June 2013, 13:47

[QUOTE=Banditbandit;1130566492]

Originally Posted by gwigs

What ??? You don't think that big brother is always watching ??? .... I've known that for a long time ... it would be naive to think otherwise ... What you do about it is up to you .. I take some precautions - and I don't let it get to me ... I refuse to be paranoid

Sorry I got it wrong...my apologies ...must be paranoid..

Must not post when drinking....