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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    That explains the starving children, since you spent their lunch money on speeding fines.
    Yup, it's noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner now or do you think winz might give me an advance on my bene?
    Becoming fearless isn't the point. That's impossible. It's learning how to control your fear, and how to be free from it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
    I think youll find its 41km/hr over = instant walk, and 40 over is just a big ticket that the cop takes waaaay to long to sit in his car and write out while you sit and wonder if youre about to lose your licence or not.
    Cool. So it's Over 40 kph more than the posted limit, and you're walking for at least 28 days.

    Looks like I didn't know either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bosslady View Post
    Yup, it's noodles for breakfast, lunch and dinner now or do you think winz might give me an advance on my bene?
    Send them to a shittier school. Free lunches for them there. And shoes if you send them bare foot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Send them to a shittier school. Free lunches for them there. And shoes if you send them bare foot.
    Thanks Drew. You always give the best advice
    Becoming fearless isn't the point. That's impossible. It's learning how to control your fear, and how to be free from it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bosslady View Post
    I did pull over when I realised they weren't pulling in behind the other car. Besides I was at the front obscuring the other car slightly so I had no doubt it was me they wanted. .
    Pullin' ya' leg mate.

    You probably looked more up to paying the fine huh

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    Quote Originally Posted by Road kill View Post
    Pullin' ya' leg mate.

    You probably looked more up to paying the fine huh
    You're probably not wrong!

    It's funny you know I think the cop was expecting me to be all confrontational about it cause initially she looked like she was going to give me a right telling off but she seemed to chill out pretty quick.
    Becoming fearless isn't the point. That's impossible. It's learning how to control your fear, and how to be free from it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I'm all for it, on the open road though. In 50k zones I reckon it's just fucken dumb.
    You ever ridden on Neilson st Onehunga ?

    If not,it's wall on wall coconuts,trucks,boys racers,know it all cunts like you and every other hay seed that's never seen "real" traffic.

    It's not a 50k zone,,it's a fucking combat zone.

    Give her a rest limp dick.

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    Haha B, I love your threads. There are always entertaining.

    I do love the photo. (I know , lol)

    If you feed only noodles to your kids, you can still afford the next trackday, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bosslady View Post
    Personally I think the speed tolerance should be higher in industrial areas, which this was.
    Your right there,I drive that road every work day an 70 would be the local average.

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    Sell the kids to pay the fine, you wont regret it. The little fuckers cost more than bikes to keep running.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grashopper View Post
    Haha B, I love your threads. There are always entertaining.

    I do love the photo. (I know , lol)

    If you feed only noodles to your kids, you can still afford the next trackday, right?
    Maybe I can just sell one of them, the kids I mean, that might get me a few. Perhaps I should sell them both. Who am I kidding, I'd have to pay someone to take em!




    Just joking I love my boys...
    Becoming fearless isn't the point. That's impossible. It's learning how to control your fear, and how to be free from it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Sell the kids to pay the fine, you wont regret it. The little fuckers cost more than bikes to keep running.
    Great minds!
    Becoming fearless isn't the point. That's impossible. It's learning how to control your fear, and how to be free from it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Road kill View Post
    Your right there,I drive that road every work day an 70 would be the local average.
    ^^^^^^hes right......everyone flies on that road! it's the norm

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Why? Are factory workers not allowed to walk accross the street and feel safe in doing so?

    Someone said there was a park close by, is it not there for kids and people to play?
    It's Waikaraka park race track and most people travel that road at around 65-70 kms and higher.

    You even got the walking limits wrong while bagging somebody else out for not knowing them.

    So why don't you just stick to shit you know something about ya' fucking hillbilly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bosslady View Post
    Personally I think the speed tolerance should be higher in industrial areas, which this was.
    Now THAT is the KB way!

    Don't forget to add:
    Why aren't they catching real criminals
    It wasn't my speed the got on the radar - it was the other cars.
    I don't normally speed so I should have got a warning.
    I'm sure they are just picking on motocyclists.
    The cop was a rude basterd/bitch
    The cop didn't know what they were talking about.
    F.T.P.

    ad nauseuum ad infintum...
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