While we are on jokes here are some current Len Brown Jokes:
At least no one was hungry, he got chinese and she got two minute noodles.
She thought she called him into the office to talk about elections, not erections..
Len Brown says he works 24/7 for Auckland but now we know it is actually 23 hours 58 minutes.
“I love this city. I love my wife. I love my family. I love my girlfriend.” – Len Brown
Emmett Hussey’s campaign slogan for 2016 “I HAVE NEVER MET A WOMAN AND I DO NOT OWN A PHONE, NO SEX SCANDALS HERE”
New book in Whitcoulls Queen St – “Fifty Shades of Brown”
Shan wants to wring his neck, but the problem is he’d find the choking arousing.
Down at the Ports of Auckland, there are 100 plus port workers saying “he fucked us too”
When Len said he wanted to build a skyscraper in the middle of Chinatown, we thought he meant a building!
A poll was done in Auckland. 49% of Aucklanders think Len Brown should keep his seat. 51% think he should disinfect it.
It’s been a hard three years for Len Brown. Next time around, will he pull out due to a stiff challenge?
Didn’t realise BrownTown was going to turn out to be a red light district.
Remember that big storm that hit Auckland in late 2011? Now we know what Len meant by “I got blown behind the town hall car park”
Been a rough three years for local government. Christchurch had a quake. Wellington had a quake. Len Brown in Auckland had a knee-trembler.
Women of Auckland were polled whether they would want to have sex with Len Brown. 25% said “not again”
What will be getting more attention than Len Brown’s knob next week? …. His garden
Year of the dragon? No – more like Year of the Rabbit!
What does Len’s girlfriend have in common with many ratepayers? They agree Len’s performance is inadequate.
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Originally Posted by ellipsis
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