I need a wife.

[Big Dog]

Getting a wife is the easy part. Keeping her is the tricky bit.

Just don't try the Fritzel method. Sure handcuffs found fun now...


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[Big Dog]

What's with that? I had an ex that blamed me for everything and I dumped her because I started thinking she might be right.

Yup, you know you're whipped when you accept the blame for her being unfaithful.


Stupid phone / Tapatalk, apologies in advance.

[mstriumph]

Funny story -...... It turns out women don't like being told what to do,

pot
kettle
black

and they hate the guy being right even more.

nooooooo - what they hate is witnessing this once in a millennium event and not having a camera

[Maha]

How's life going south of the border anyhow? Have you started cow tipping for fun yet?

Still on holiday Mike, third week + now. Off to Taupo today to see a couple of people about some work, don't need a lot, just a continual top up would be suffice.

[madbikeboy]

Still on holiday Mike, third week + now. Off to Taupo today to see a couple of people about some work, don't need a lot, just a continual top up would be suffice.

I'm astonished at how expensive it is here… You enjoying yourself? Is Mom back to 100% happiness after the funeral?

[madbikeboy]

pot
kettle
black

You know, that's incredibly accurate. I have no comeback.

Hmm. Ladeedadee da da. Dum de da da. Ahem.

Still nothing. The lady wins.

[madbikeboy]

Yup, you know you're whipped when you accept the blame for her being unfaithful.

Yep. But I have have significant training and practice at removing the nice guy who used to be. I'm a total cunt now. Ironically, I get more respect from furry triangles as a result. Who'dve thunk it.

[Banditbandit]

Funny story - I kept telling a woman I was playing hide the sausage with to turn off her toaster if she was going to fish toast out of it with a fork. She rolled her eyes at me the first few times, and then one day she learned her lesson in a pretty visual and painful way. It turns out women don't like being told what to do, and they hate the guy being right even more.

[awayatc]

Remember that No matter how good she looks.....

somebody got sick of her shit....

[yokel]

Yep. But I have have significant training and practice at removing the nice guy who used to be. I'm a total cunt now. Ironically, I get more respect from furry triangles as a result. Who'dve thunk it.

http://manhood101.com/ebook.html download and read this ebook to take your cuntyness to next level.

never argue with a woman silly, and don't just agree with em to shut them up ether.

[PrincessBandit]

That sound you heard was that joke flying past his head so fast, there was a sonic boom as the air rushed to fill the vacuum. Or maybe, it was a double fake sarcasm play. Now my head hurts thinking about the possibilities. How come no one has volunteered a wife yet?

My theories on the lack of volunteers are (1) a bloke with a hot wife won't want to let you share; (2) the guys who loiter on this site like you too much to punish you with someone who didn't last in the relationship game with them (for whatever reason); (3) the foxes here are onto you and refuse to be "volunteered"; (4) the rest of us are enjoying being entertained by your efforts (once you catch your unsuspecting prize we will have to turn to lesser fare in the entertainment stakes such as, oh I don't know, all the titting and tatting going on elsewhere).

How'm I doing?

[Laava]

Some good humour in here but can't help thinking we could probably use another thread " i need to get rid of a wife/husband"

[mashman]

Some good humour in here but can't help thinking we could probably use another thread " i need to get rid of a wife/husband"

I would prefer an auction site to a thread.

[PrincessBandit]

I would prefer an auction site to a thread.

Or a trade perhaps?

[mashman]

Or a trade perhaps?


Gonna get me a boat

heh heh heh...