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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    I'm sure madness will hook you up with something appropriate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    Meh...looks a bit staunch for me.....

    Plus who needs a mask anyway?
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Pics or it never happened!
    Funny you say that as when i got back in the Falcon i did say to Vic "lets buy another camera and leave it in the fucking car".Old GT was stunning it really was and the bloke had no problem driving it as it was meant to have been.The newer stuff is what it is but...other thing i said to Vicky was "i know you have heard this a millon times but why the fuck did i ever sell that GS"
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    Well I wasn't going to have a ranty day today, but...

    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    if you cant afford gas, you cant afford mig.

    Learn to mmaw, (like a man) or git mo less poor.
    What the shitfucking snubplunging cuntmongering twatwattle is wrong with this picture, I find myself agree with this twat. Imma go need a lie down now
    "A shark on whiskey is mighty risky, but a shark on beer is a beer engineer" - Tad Ghostal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    [IMG]http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/hello-kitty-welding-helmet.jpg
    is that.... Hello kitty with a whip??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    is that.... Hello kitty with a whip??
    Welding mask or gimp mask? Cat o`nine tails? Kitty with room to swing a cat?

    Maybe like a few posters here lately, she's celebrating the centuries old traditions of the Navy, viz: 'rum, sodomy & the lash'?

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    If you drive a car on The open road and can't maintain the speed limit, then fuck off and die, cunt. If you think 88kms on SH1 dropping to 70 in the corners is acceptable,then slit your wrists soon, you pricks. If you are a tourist and feel that stopping in the middle of the road when you feel like it is acceptable, then when you get off the plane, give the money you would have spent in NZ to customs, then fucking drown yourselves. Cops, if you are pulling over toyota ISTs and the like for doing 105 kph in a 100 kph area, then you are nothing but a spineless drone for a govt that does not care for real solutions. If you are axle, you say you live in Northland, among some of the best biking roads around, but you don't have a bike, you fucking oxygen thief.
    Just back from our pre Christmas tour, Merry Fucking Xmas you cunts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVboy View Post
    If you drive a car on The open road and can't maintain the speed limit, then fuck off and die, cunt. If you think 88kms on SH1 dropping to 70 in the corners is acceptable,then slit your wrists soon, you pricks. If you are a tourist and feel that stopping in the middle of the road when you feel like it is acceptable, then when you get off the plane, give the money you would have spent in NZ to customs, then fucking drown yourselves. Cops, if you are pulling over toyota ISTs and the like for doing 105 kph in a 100 kph area, then you are nothing but a spineless drone for a govt that does not care for real solutions. If you are axle, you say you live in Northland, among some of the best biking roads around, but you don't have a bike, you fucking oxygen thief.
    Just back from our pre Christmas tour, Merry Fucking Xmas you cunts.
    Anyone driving Toyota ISTs and the like deserve to be pulled over...and then drowned.Merry Xmas to you to cunt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVboy View Post
    If you... you cunts.
    WOW, never knew you had it in ya... or was that the esay handed in at the end of year to you... from your best student?
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerous View Post
    WOW, never knew you had it in ya... or was that the esay handed in at the end of year to you... from your best student?
    Gidday dickhead just wondering if Santa comes down your chimney sideways? That aside merry xmas and all the best to you and yours,give your better 1/2 a hug from me and tell her i think she deserves a medal for putting up with you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Gidday dickhead just wondering if Santa comes down your chimney sideways? That aside merry xmas and all the best to you and yours,give your better 1/2 a hug from me and tell her i think she deserves a medal for putting up with you.
    I prefer Richard Cranium thankyou sir... now the chimney or flue is round, how the fuck would the old prick know what the right way round is?
    as for the beter half, she is well paid, and the boys make me look good with there shit head behavours... and xmas, bla bla bla to you to
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVboy View Post
    If you drive a car on The open road and can't maintain the speed limit, then fuck off and die, cunt. If you think 88kms on SH1 dropping to 70 in the corners is acceptable,then slit your wrists soon, you pricks. If you are a tourist and feel that stopping in the middle of the road when you feel like it is acceptable, then when you get off the plane, give the money you would have spent in NZ to customs, then fucking drown yourselves. Cops, if you are pulling over toyota ISTs and the like for doing 105 kph in a 100 kph area, then you are nothing but a spineless drone for a govt that does not care for real solutions. If you are axle, you say you live in Northland, among some of the best biking roads around, but you don't have a bike, you fucking oxygen thief.
    Just back from our pre Christmas tour, Merry Fucking Xmas you cunts.
    im flattered that i occupy so much of your mental space.
    Especially since its at such a premium...

    But no. I still will not let you tongue my ballsack.

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    Rant! Effinn Xmas family movies
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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    Rant! Effinn Xmas family movies
    and if I here those bloody poges one more time...
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    im flattered that i occupy so much of your mental space.
    Especially since its at such a premium...

    But no. I still will not let you tongue my ballsack.
    Lol. You certainly had plenty of time to craft that deep reply. Not that time is an issue with you as you certainly don't waste it riding a bike on those great roads up there. And that makes you a looser. Not an insult, just a fact ,as we both know.

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