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    Quote Originally Posted by J.A.W. View Post
    You do realize that use of the ol' 50 cal Browning HMG is restricted to authorized personnel only, on Gov't biz - hereabouts..

    Are you attempting to 'out' him too? L.O.L...

    Best watch yourself, eh fella, some of your published stuff - might get you re-listed as an undesirable alien, yourself..
    I took the question as Hypothetical - I don't think Akzle would appreciate being killed by a .22

    As for outing Akzle - although we disagree on some things - I'd probably enjoy a joint (or two) with him, Talk about a Linux and IT stuff - I've asserted on multiple times that of all the KB Konspiracy Krew, Akzle seems to be the most intelligent.

    Re-listed as an Undesirable Alien? to be re-listed, one would have to be listed in the first place....
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    Quote Originally Posted by SVboy View Post
    Meh, I would settle for that....Your opinion of axle might change had you seen the rape and physical abuse threats he posted on here towards my children. Your bow might get another workout!
    a punt in the cunt would be welcome relif for your spawn. As compared to suffering you being in the same city.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDemonLord View Post
    I took the question as Hypothetical - I don't think Akzle would appreciate being killed by a .22

    As for outing Akzle - although we disagree on some things - I'd probably enjoy a joint (or two) with him, Talk about a Linux and IT stuff - I've asserted on multiple times that of all the KB Konspiracy Krew, Akzle seems to be the most intelligent.

    Re-listed as an Undesirable Alien? to be re-listed, one would have to be listed in the first place....

    What, are you 'ken high?

    1stly, you'd be outing Asbandit.. for going all 0.5in on Askel's ax..

    & 2ndly you TDS, as a passport carrying Pommy bastard, are already an 'alien' - notwithstanding holding a residency visa,
    a visa which can be revoked for.. "undesirable" involvement in the unlawful things which you so carelessly post up publicly..
    .. here on this site.. so best wake up to your 'axtual' situation, fella.. & pull your bloody head in, before you lay enough lines to hang yourself

    & FYI, even a pissy .22 fired through your cranium will give you a wee bit more than a bloody THC headspin, eh joker..

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.A.W. View Post
    Aye, & that is why enthusiasts ( & tightwads) do their own.. I haven't cast up any melted down lead wheel balance weights lately, though..

    Mind you, of the untold number of ( in the multi-millions) .303 rounds produced, there might be a fair few still handy..
    Bolt cutters, a sledge and a decent crow bar will be a must in any decent zombie apocalypse tool kit. Without those plenty of valuable resources will just decay.

    As much as stopping them getting in reach is the first and best defence... eventually a firearm becomes less beneficial.

    Other bits often left out are a decent melee weapon, a close quarters and a hail Mary weapon.

    Personally in order I favour an axe ( has other uses ), a set of brass knuckles, a small razor sharp knife..

    I'm just not crazy enough to be stocked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.A.W. View Post
    What, are you 'ken high?

    1stly, you'd be outing Asbandit.. for going all 0.5in on Askel's ax..

    & 2ndly you TDS, as a passport carrying Pommy bastard, are already an 'alien' - notwithstanding holding a residency visa,
    a visa which can be revoked for.. "undesirable" involvement in the unlawful things which you so carelessly post up publicly..
    .. here on this site.. so best wake up to your 'axtual' situation, fella.. & pull your bloody head in, before you lay enough lines to hang yourself

    & FYI, even a pissy .22 fired through your cranium will give you a wee bit more than a bloody THC headspin, eh joker..
    Myth or legend? Wasn't there so I have to trust documentaries.
    2 x .22 to the back of the head used to be the preferred execution method of mobsters. Slug doesn't exit. Makes open casket possible but more helpfully with no exit wound and a rapidly ceased heart makes for easier cleanup. Often just roll the tarp or painters drop sheet up.

    Larger calibres were only used to shame the family.

    The discovery of forensic bullet matching brought that to an end. Better to clean up the pink mist than to spend 20 to life wondering why you didn't retrieve the bullet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    Myth or legend? Wasn't there so I have to trust documentaries.
    2 x .22 to the back of the head used to be the preferred execution method of mobsters. Slug doesn't exit. Makes open casket possible but more helpfully with no exit wound and a rapidly ceased heart makes for easier cleanup. Often just roll the tarp or painters drop sheet up.

    Larger calibres were only used to shame the family.

    The discovery of forensic bullet matching brought that to an end. Better to clean up the pink mist than to spend 20 to life wondering why you didn't retrieve the bullet.

    'Saturday nite specials'- will do the trick, but professionals have their own preferences & methods..

    & ask the infamous Kiwi 'paperboy' who'd found his pissy .22 was good enough to execute every last one of the mofo's in his family - one chillin' southern morning..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dog View Post
    Bolt cutters, a sledge and a decent crow bar will be a must in any decent zombie apocalypse tool kit. Without those plenty of valuable resources will just decay.

    As much as stopping them getting in reach is the first and best defence...
    Tractor with cage and triple mower. No reason to let a zombie apocalypse drag on too long...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    Tractor with cage and triple mower. No reason to let a zombie apocalypse drag on too long...
    Bloody well fixated on being a muck-spreading machine aren't ya, eh, Bogie, & the A.I. singularity aint even here yet..L.O.L..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    Tractor with cage and triple mower. No reason to let a zombie apocalypse drag on too long...
    Might take me a little while to knock one up but I like the way you think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    Tractor with cage and triple mower. No reason to let a zombie apocalypse drag on too long...
    Have you seen Brain Dead?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    a punt in the cunt would be welcome relif for your spawn. As compared to suffering you being in the same city.
    Yet another rapist threat against kids: I can only assume you are sick of molesting your own daughter if you feel the need to threaten mine. Or is CYFS and the police finally involved? What is" relif"? Is that northland speak for " I have no education and rely on the benefit to pay the rent on my caravan and the leaf and stem that the gangs up here sell me?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by J.A.W. View Post
    What a hypocrite..

    If you cant provide the necessaries of life for your own spawn, put 'em up for adoption, medical research, or sell 'em to the zoo..

    And J.ust A.nother W.anker shows what a sad wee troll he is attempting to be.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonu View Post
    Have you seen Brain Dead?
    Legend! the Flymo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    Tractor with cage and triple mower. No reason to let a zombie apocalypse drag on too long...
    I read on reddit some time ago that some nerd had done the maths on a zombie apocalypse (well, duh) and given a 97 % infection rate, and some other variables then he reckoned the population of zombies would be reduced to nil in ~5 years I think it was.

    I've always thought that the issue wasnt really defeating the zombie horde (once I had assumed power and organised it) but what do you do with the carcasses? the stinking, infected, rotting godawful mess that is in your water and on your land and everywhere. That to me seemed to be the bigger job.... the cleanup.
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