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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    The sooner we can replace all our puny human parts with properly engineered cybernetic enhancements the better I say. I'm not a science fiction reader but I bet there are a bunch of books covering the options.

    Precursive tip; don't buy a Ducati humaform body kit and then take it on a rainy trail ride. That's just asking for trouble.
    Are you meaning like this Dave?


    or this



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    I'm more thinking Head in a Jar with Agnew's body Futurama style.
    Don't you look at my accountant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    The sooner we can replace all our puny human parts with properly engineered cybernetic enhancements the better I say. I'm not a science fiction reader but I bet there are a bunch of books covering the options.
    "Altered carbon" your jnfo is contained in a cortical stack and you can send the jnformation anywhere and download it into a new body to your specs , maybe I can borrow Pol Tarres

    So they were doing the angiography when my heart rate spiked at 176 and I heard the nurse say "charging" lucky it came down before she hit the button, quite cool getting to watch it all on the big screen while they do it
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
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    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    "Altered carbon" your jnfo is contained in a cortical stack and you can send the jnformation anywhere and download it into a new body to your specs , maybe I can borrow Pol Tarres

    So they were doing the angiography when my heart rate spiked at 176 and I heard the nurse say "charging" lucky it came down before she hit the button, quite cool getting to watch it all on the big screen while they do it
    Did you take the helicopter? To Timaru? If it was I hear their Defib shock units are modified electric fence units.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVboy View Post
    Did you take the helicopter? To Timaru? If it was I hear their Defib shock units are modified electric fence units.
    Straight to Chch, get out tomorrow
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
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    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Take it easy man.
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    He's the only one I've got.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    Take it easy man.
    You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real mum
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Even BP would shy away from cleaning up a sidecar oil spill.
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    Send Lawyers, guns and money, the shit has hit the fan

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    It was only a little heart attack I could have walked it off
    ...you WHAT?
    cheers DD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real mum
    Have you decided who gets the GN?
    Too soon...................................?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real mum
    I think you mean Mistress. But we'll talk about that next time in the Strictest of terms.
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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    I think you mean Mistress. But we'll talk about that next time in the Strictest of terms.
    Dont get him excited, he will pop another valve!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SVboy View Post
    Dont get him excited, he will pop another valve!
    Dave always excites me

    The rest of them are OK, small blockage in the left anterior descending artery , partially resolved but needed attention
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Coca cola will clean that shit out surely?
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    Quote Originally Posted by F5 Dave View Post
    Coca cola will clean that shit out surely?
    Well the fact I reduced my coke intake several weeks ago I believe was a major contributing factor
    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough power."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    Dave always excites me

    The rest of them are OK, small blockage in the left anterior descending artery , partially resolved but needed attention
    I had one like that, angioplasty to remove the blockage, but no stent inserted (got the cheap job). Triple A's (Amlodipine, Atorvastatin and Aspirin) daily for the rest of my life but near twenty years later, here I am so seems to be working.
    it's not a bad thing till you throw a KLR into the mix.
    those cheap ass bitches can do anything with ductape.
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