Dickens Cider
No body move... I dropped my brain
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Poor chick!!
Fancy being that way at her age - she looked under 20!!!
It's a giggle, but it also makes me very sad . . .
Illuc ivi, illud feci.
Buggrim, Buggrit.
Scattering the morning dew
You think that's bad. I met these people on the internet and all they wanted was to go motorcycle riding, and then stop at pubs and cafes for food and drink.
Deviants!
The instructions are simple...
M-U-M-M-Y!!!!....it's looking at me....
Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?
Free Bird
Oh dear, well she still has time!
Dickens Cider
Who ate all the pies!!!Originally Posted by janno
I am joking....really...I do feel sorry for her....but look on the bright side, there is always a guy that loves big mamas.....and they are usually skinny runts too....go figure
No body move... I dropped my brain
Dickens Cider
Fark you poor bastard
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Nah, surely that's been photoshoped???
Her facial bone structure doesn't really match the ...eerrr...rest of her person!
But if it's true, then...DAM!!!
Dickens Cider
She has been fortunate enough not to have been hit by the ugly stick as well thou.
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Exactly...a mate of mine overseas was about that size at 18when I met her...Later saw a picture of her at 14: absolute stunner! competitice swimmer and all...
Learnt afterwards that her father was abusing her and she took to eating for comfort, and so piled on the kilos...very sad!
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But her skin will be knackered now, she'd have to get extensive surgery to tighten everything up otherwise she'd look like a shar pei.
What a bloody waste of a healthy young person. My personal soapbox . . .
Illuc ivi, illud feci.
Buggrim, Buggrit.
Rest In Peace
You tell them, chick!!!But her skin will be knackered now, she'd have to get extensive surgery to tighten everything up otherwise she'd look like a shar pei.
What a bloody waste of a healthy young person. My personal soapbox . . .
You're too right, it's a real shame...as much as the PC BS she'd put as an add will be trying to say : "have got such a lovely personality, love long walks on the beach...and horny bikers!"...Can you imagine the guy's face when he sees her?
I don't want to be mean, but that would be blatant false advertising....
Aargh, photos!
The bright side? THE BRIGHT SIDE??? Which side would that be, morning or afternoon side?
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To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
Forum whore
Neat trick, you certainly look better in the small pic.
Forum whore
She's the ultimate lazy mans girlfriend! It's all about marketing to the correct sector.
Don't like long walks on the beach? neither does she
Don't like shopping for hours? neither does she
Don't like cuddling in the evening? neither does she
It's just that none of you are the target audience for that fat chick lovin!
Oh... and considering her size you could feed yourself on her leftovers and never need buy another meal again!
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