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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    80km for $10....?
    You buy expensive Grasshopper.....in which case make it 130km.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Smoking? meh, my Scots blood cringes at the thought of that good petrol money being wasted on cigarettes...........the price of the average packet would take the average bike 80km for the same value in fuel.
    I feel the same way. Must be the Scots blood

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    80km for $10....?
    Yeah, seems a bit conservative doesn't it? The 150 would get at least 100km

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    You cant be, you ride a Honda, ergo, you're ghey.
    But at least I'm not gay like Suzuki riders

    What is ghey anyway?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosie View Post
    Yeah, seems a bit conservative doesn't it? The 150 would get at least 100km
    My old 150 would get 150km on $20

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    My old 150 would get 150km on $20
    I ride like a girl

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloody Mad Woman (BMW) View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    You buy expensive Grasshopper.....in which case make it 130km.


    Oh, I don't smoke, never have, just noticed yesterday when the lady beside me at the Supermarket bought smokes and I thought, "What an expensive way to die...?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloody Mad Woman (BMW) View Post
    He was relieved I smoked ...

    GET THIS - I KID YOU NOT when he found out I had STOPPED SMOKING he didn't want to go out with me
    Well, maybe he wants to go out with a smoker.

    Y'know, the whole smoking thing is pretty gross. That's why you're quitting, right? And you'll find out at some point that being a non-smoker kissing someone who smokes is between interesting and disgusting depending on what mood you're in, how recently they last had a cancer stick etc etc. So, he knows how it will go - after a while you'll start ragging on him to give up, he won't want to, and it all goes to custard. You don't want this, he doesn't want this and he's just being honest about the whole thing.

    I'd be pretty happy about it if I were you. Besides, a guy who values honesty and long term peace and quiet? Nahhh, must be a spy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Coyote View Post
    But at least I'm not gay like Suzuki riders
    Pardon? Come a little nearer .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blondini View Post
    Pardon? Come a little nearer .
    Disclaimer: I have no real prejudices with anyone, just I was talking down to his level

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    Quote Originally Posted by RantyDave View Post
    after a while you'll start ragging on him to give up, he won't want to, and it all goes to custard.
    Yup! Been there, done that...ragged on that is. I dont like custard anymore.
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    Yeah, I'm a biot divided on this one really...

    On the one hand, I think the guy may have been just a moronic prat with a possible second agenda, and not wanting to fess up to an ulterior motive...

    On the other, he could just have been honnest about what for him would be considered a Deal Breaker...

    ie: my hubby never went out with smokers as a rule...the fact that he made an exception for me is incredibly flattering, but also is a lot to live up to, as I have now been trying (read struggling) to give up for the whole 5 years of our relationship...

    Thank god we're worth it as a couple
    Quote Originally Posted by Wolf View Post
    Time to cut out the "holier/more enlightened than thou" bullshit and the "slut" comments and let people live honestly how they like providing they're not harming themselves or others in the process.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    Oh, I don't smoke, never have, just noticed yesterday when the lady beside me at the Supermarket bought smokes and I thought, "What an expensive way to die...?"

    And motorcycles aren't?
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilSel View Post
    Take a date with a woman... you may be plesantly suprised!!

    (.... hehehehe.... I couldnt resist )
    Yeah - I have to admit - dating women (one in particular) has always worked for me...

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