What's with the sprotsbike riders?

**Virago** · 21st September 2007, 19:32

I think I might cry...

**jafar** · 21st September 2007, 20:14

Originally Posted by Defiant

My profile pic shows my garage has a good collection of both cruisers and sports, does that make me a hypocrite or a motorcycle enthusiast?

I give up , which one are you

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 21st September 2007, 20:52

Originally Posted by Virago

I think I might cry...

I don't think 90% of them on here realise it was all a piss take...

**Virago** · 21st September 2007, 20:55

Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ

I don't 90% of them on here realise it was all a piss take...

Will you be my friend...?

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 21st September 2007, 20:58

Originally Posted by Virago

Will you be my friend...?

Will your wife continue to be our caterers...

**Virago** · 21st September 2007, 21:00

Originally Posted by NighthawkNZ

Will your wife continue to be our caterers...

Ah, the way to a man's heart...

**jafar** · 21st September 2007, 21:01

Originally Posted by Virago

Ah, the way to a man's heart...

Through his wallet ??

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 21st September 2007, 21:04

Originally Posted by Virago

Ah, the way to a man's heart...

sold...

**Xaria** · 21st September 2007, 21:08

Originally Posted by jafar

Through his wallet ??

I thought it was through the stomach, and then up and to the left...

**Virago** · 21st September 2007, 21:10

Originally Posted by Xaria

I thought it was through the stomach, and then up and to the left...

Careful, take one wrong turn and you'll be in deep shit...

**NighthawkNZ:Me** · 21st September 2007, 21:11

Originally Posted by Xaria

I thought it was through the stomach, and then up and to the left...

that depends are you standing behind or in front... your left of his left....

**jafar** · 21st September 2007, 21:17

Originally Posted by Xaria

I thought it was through the stomach, and then up and to the left...

Depends on who is doing the operation , EX wives go in through the wallet

**WarlockNZ** · 22nd September 2007, 12:16

Originally Posted by Virago

Ah, the way to a man's heart...

I think most of my ex's will agree that the best way is straight in through the chest, makes getting your hand around it while it's still beating that much easier.

**skidMark** · 22nd September 2007, 12:24

Originally Posted by Virago

Hi guys,

Help me out here. But I just don't understand you guys at all.

Who wants to ride something that sounds (and even looks) like a demented sewing machine?

Hunched over the fuel tank, with sore wrists from constantly leaning forward?

Cramp in the knees from the foetal riding position, and a sore neck from trying to see forward?

Why do you do it? Is it - dare I say it? - the image?

Is it the scrapes on your knee sliders, or the size of your chicken strips that matter the most?

Are the twin gods of HP and RPM really so important?

Does getting there as fast as possible really matter, or are you somehow lesser men for checking out the scenery on the way?

I thought motorcycling was all about the journey, but it appears that getting to the destination as fast as possible is the only acceptable option?

Above all, how can you be so arrogant as to have a different riding ethos than me?

I have no desire to offend, but after all I'm just a one-eyed crusier rider, with nothing but scorn for the posers on the sprot bikes.

I feel I should have some affinity with all fellow bikers, but it is hard to open my mind to differing views.

Help me out here - where am I going wrong?

(P/T)

because cruisers are slow, handle like crap, and sportbikes pull hotter chicks instead of bogans....usually.