What the hell do I do?

[idb]

Hey, you'll find out all about incest since you're now in the Mainland. Mark my words, you'll visit some of the wee towns down there and be amazed at how everyone looks the same. When whole villages have the same piggy eyes or are all shortarses you've gotta wonder.

So what are you doing about the low birthrate smart-arse?
We're pro-active, roll-up-our-sleeves, get-stuck-in, DIY types down here!!!

[Riff Raff]

Jimmy always struck me as too sensible to put his life on KB - I had assumed he was havin' a big piss take for fun.

Was he being serious?

What do you think????

[scracha]

So what are you doing about the low birthrate smart-arse?
We're pro-active, roll-up-our-sleeves, get-stuck-in, DIY types down here!!!

Well I'm in the Waikato and you can't get cows pregnant....at least that's what most of the welly (gah..gumboot) clad yokels like Korn tell me. I've no family up in the Coromandel either so that rules out sex with any of them.

[paturoa]

I was talking to a bloke at a bbq the other day and he was telling a story about how his divorced father was considerring marrying his wife's mother.

He was getting a little stressed about being married to his sister and various other "situations".

[McJim]

We're pro-active, roll-up-our-sleeves, get-stuck-in, DIY types down here!!!

DIY never got anyone pregnant

[White trash]

V smells nice

She does eh. I keep telling her too.......

[merv]

Mate you got this sorted yet with all our good advice?

[Drew]

This is a very funny read, I've given out more green bling for just this thread, than all my other blings put together!

Flame says by the way, it's just bloody disgusting, give this girl a kick in the, ( see picture below)



Just so I can kiss it better

[Hitcher]

DIY never got anyone pregnant

I knew this guy once who was so lazy he married a girl who was already pregnant.

[Pussy]

Just be thankful, Jimmy, that Drew knows the difference between incest and arson........otherwise he may have set fire to Vicki.....

[scracha]

I knew this guy once who was so lazy he married a girl who was already pregnant.

And whenever he was horny for the next nine months the kid got black eyes.

[idleidolidyll]

Hey, you'll find out all about incest since you're now in the Mainland. Mark my words, you'll visit some of the wee towns down there and be amazed at how everyone looks the same. When whole villages have the same piggy eyes or are all shortarses you've gotta wonder.

yeah, i thought the very same wandering the valleys in Wales and the hills in Scotland.......

[merv]

yeah, i thought the very same wandering the valleys in Wales and the hills in Scotland.......

.. and where'd you get that one eyed look from ,were you born in Kaikoura or somewhere like that?

[HDTboy]

Glen and Drew,
Sittin in a tree,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G.
First comes love,
Then comes marriage
Then comes a butt baby.

[MD]

WhiteTrash, would it help if someone else volunteered to have sex with this woman who smells nice ... that's what friends are for .