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    This is gold!

    Check out the latest turbo system for your bike.
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    that is one of the funniest things i have seen on the net. i love the diagram. no one that stupid should be alowed anywhere near a motor vehicle

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    Wow....what a green engine
    Reactor Online. Sensors Online. Weapons Online. All Systems Nominal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Check out the latest turbo system for your bike.
    you bastard, you didnt tell me you had a 'vette? but at least your drawings are improving!

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    I think WINJA has transmogrified....or been breeding
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    That beats the U-Tube of George Bush on the Harley.

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    So why wouldn't it work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    So why wouldn't it work?
    Come on Finn, check out the second post.

    "This is such a bad idea, there is no control over the reaction, you could have unlimited power.

    Kind of like pluging an extension cord back into it's self, your going to blow shit up, don't mess with stuff like this."
    Quote Originally Posted by Tank
    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Come on Finn, check out the second post.

    "This is such a bad idea, there is no control over the reaction, you could have unlimited power.

    Kind of like pluging an extension cord back into it's self, your going to blow shit up, don't mess with stuff like this."
    Oh okay. It must be kinda like that perpetual motion thingy I invented when I was 5. The bloody thing just doesn't stop. Back to the drawing board I guess.

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    Yes, there are some things mortal man is not meant to wot of.

    Very soon, this hapless inventor's posts will disappear from the internet, and black helicopters will land in his backyard to take him away for questioning.

    Keep your heads down, fullas.
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    Actually, the guy could be on to something.
    Think about it...more pressure = more power (thrust), so...
    if he adds a stepped-down exhaust (perhaps originating at the crankcase breather) and feeds some extra gas in near the tailpipe, he'll get a HUGE boost ala jet afterburner.
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    if he adds a stepped-down exhaust (perhaps originating at the crankcase breather) and feeds some extra gas in near the tailpipe...
    Moving in the right direction, but you're still basically being a pussy about it.

    A proper performance engine looks like this:

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Moving in the right direction, but you're still basically being a pussy about it.

    A proper performance engine looks like this:
    That's been done before (didn't some teachers test that over Florida?). We're talking innovation here - you know, new ideas??
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Moving in the right direction, but you're still basically being a pussy about it.

    A proper performance engine looks like this:

    Stay outta this Jay! You're just a hater!



    Marhahahahah I haven't seen anything quite this funny in a while.

    However, I somehow want to believe it's a clever troll with multiple accounts and too much time.
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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