Fuckwit in a Nissan Serena

[Sanx]

Someone tried to kill me this evening. This wasn't a lapse of attention or a failure to look, it was a deliberate concerted effort to run me into the oncoming traffic.

Having just overtaken a line of stationary cars (legally - no yellow lines) before a roundabout, I stopped behind the front-most car and then followed him over (round, but straight ahead, before any jokers say it) the roundabout. Fifty yards later on, this short ugly white bloke in a Nissan Serena drives up behind me, and then moves into the space between my left hand side and the kerb. I just looked over at him, just in time to see him swerve right. His driver door hit my knee, banging me into the opposite lane. Luckily, there was no oncoming traffic.

By this time, I was just a little bit pissed off. So I followed him. He drove round in circles for twenty five minutes before I had to call it off due to lack of fuel. However, I have his rego, and will be making a little trip down to the cop-shop later to lay a formal complaint.

However, if you happen to be in the May Road / Richardson Road area and see a dark metallic purpley-grey Nissan Serena with the rego WL3213, watch out.

Of course, if you decided to stop, pull him screaming from his car and give him a good beating, I couldn't possibly condone your actions...

[Usarka]

fuck tell the cops you want an assault laid not some poxy driving charge.

Let me guess, you live in auckland....

[McJim]

Welcome to New Zealand Sanx. Apparently there is a law forbidding you from overtaking people.

[ArcherWC]

Welcome to New Zealand Sanx. Apparently there is a law forbidding you from overtaking people.

No just forbidding Honda's with dwarfs on them

[Tony.OK]

Lucky escape fella,most tintops accept the fact we can pass easier than them.
Pity your pegs didn't scratch the shit out of his car.

[SVboy]

Good thing you were not hurt sanx. I feel sorry for the Serena driver. I would rather have AIDs thad drive something like that! AIds would be more enjoyable and easier to get rid of! Hope the Police take it as seriously as they should.

[ArcherWC]

Lucky escape fella,most tintops accept the fact we can pass easier than them.
Pity your pegs didn't scratch the shit out of his car.

or an armored glove "accidently" knocking his mirror off

[Headbanger]

Perhaps someone with access to the info could look up that plate and publish the name,,,,

[westie]

No just forbidding Honda's with dwarfs on them

Dont forget gay

[Sharry]

Damb lucky there was no oncoming traffic Sanx. And a shame that a steel cap boot didn't fly out and put a hole in his door!!

I would rather have AIDs thad drive something like that! AIds would be more enjoyable and easier to get rid of!

I agree SVboy. I have a DK green Nissan Serena (that lets all bikes pass with a smile while I ogle them). I cant get anyone to buy the damb thing so as I can buy me another bike.

[Qkchk:Me]

Im surprised he didnt lean out the window and give you the jandal!

Nothing else stuffs up your day like an arsehole in 4 wheels.....

[sprag]

Dont forget gay

You forget gay people have taste :P

[Grahameeboy]

Perhaps someone with access to the info could look up that plate and publish the name,,,,

I can...................

[Sanx]

No just forbidding Honda's with dwarfs on them

Seem to remember you're not exactly over-endowed in the height department either, kwacker-boy.

Perhaps someone with access to the info could look up that plate and publish the name,,,,

No - let's keep the lynching private...

Dont forget gay

Perhaps it was close-up view of the butt-plug as I went past he objected to.

You forget gay people have taste :P

Some of them. I managed to miss out on the good taste gene.

[westie]

Ha ha forgot that gay people wont lower themselves to ride a honda.

Sanx I found that getting infront of the next car in the line is a good way to get away from arse holes that come up right behind you.

Unless ya like it......