Fuckwit in a Nissan Serena

[boomer]

you should have given the coont a good kicking and had done with it.

[jtzzr]

Dude glad you`re OK ,could have been a lot worse, got his rego (nice) should we hunt him down and kill him?(just a thought) p/t or hopefully the fuzz will do something , cause fuckers like that deserve to be dragged behind a motorcycle and then kicked in the testes (twice).

[Sanx]

I went down to the cop shop and filled in a statement form thingy, so hopefully it'll get looked at in the not-to-distant future.

Dude glad you`re OK ,could have been a lot worse, got his rego (nice) should we hunt him down and kill him?(just a thought) p/t or hopefully the fuzz will do something , cause fuckers like that deserve to be dragged behind a motorcycle and then kicked in the testes (twice).

What makes you think they've got testes?

[motorbyclist]

Someone tried to kill me this evening. This wasn't a lapse of attention or a failure to look, it was a deliberate concerted effort to run me into the oncoming traffic.

Having just overtaken a line of stationary cars (legally - no yellow lines) before a roundabout, I stopped behind the front-most car and then followed him over (round, but straight ahead, before any jokers say it) the roundabout. Fifty yards later on, this short ugly white bloke in a Nissan Serena drives up behind me, and then moves into the space between my left hand side and the kerb. I just looked over at him, just in time to see him swerve right. His driver door hit my knee, banging me into the opposite lane. Luckily, there was no oncoming traffic.

By this time, I was just a little bit pissed off. So I followed him. He drove round in circles for twenty five minutes before I had to call it off due to lack of fuel. However, I have his rego, and will be making a little trip down to the cop-shop later to lay a formal complaint.

However, if you happen to be in the May Road / Richardson Road area and see a dark metallic purpley-grey Nissan Serena with the rego WL3213, watch out.

Of course, if you decided to stop, pull him screaming from his car and give him a good beating, I couldn't possibly condone your actions...

that just makes me angry reading it!

fuck tell the cops you want an assault laid not some poxy driving charge.

hell yes lay an assault charge

Perhaps someone with access to the info could look up that plate and publish the name,,,,

and failing the police doing anything, you can go to the post shop, get his address, and maybe give him a notice we know where he is? i dunno, 4 slashed tyres and no glass left? (only stuff to the car so we know it's him)

[Sanx]

Oh, I already know his name and address

And smashing the windows and slashing the tyres is just petty vandalism. If you really wanna piss someone off you have to get creative. Now - does anyone know where I can get my hands on five strips of 5mm thick steel, 10cm by 40cm and a MIG welder? Cars are really hard to drive when you can't get inside them...

[kiwifruit]

Oh, I already know his name and address

[motorbyclist]

Oh, I already know his name and address

And smashing the windows and slashing the tyres is just petty vandalism. If you really wanna piss someone off you have to get creative. Now - does anyone know where I can get my hands on five strips of 5mm thick steel, 10cm by 40cm and a MIG welder? Cars are really hard to drive when you can't get inside them...

I approve!

brilliant!

[sprag]

Oh, I already know his name and address

And smashing the windows and slashing the tyres is just petty vandalism. If you really wanna piss someone off you have to get creative. Now - does anyone know where I can get my hands on five strips of 5mm thick steel, 10cm by 40cm and a MIG welder? Cars are really hard to drive when you can't get inside them...

Oh how about a mid night raid on his address, that "no more gaps" stuff that you get in the can is good up the old exhaust pipe, that stuff just hardens up great and as long as you get it far enuff up the pipe its a great pay back (not that i have ever do it)

[classic zed]

here is an old trick that I seem to remember works quite well, a bucket of mashed fish guts poured into the heater intake. Get enough of it in there and the only way to clean it will be to dismantle the whole heating system which means hours and hours of work taking the dash out. Either that or drive with the windows open permanently

[sprag]

here is an old trick that I seem to remember works quite well, a bucket of mashed fish guts poured into the heater intake. Get enough of it in there and the only way to clean it will be to dismantle the whole heating system which means hours and hours of work taking the dash out. Either that or drive with the windows open permanently

mwahahaha that one is good, "takes notes"

[Blue Velvet]

I approve!

brilliant!

+1

[Swoop]

Oh how about a mid night raid on his address, that "no more gaps" stuff that you get in the can is good up the old exhaust pipe, that stuff just hardens up great and as long as you get it far enuff up the pipe its a great pay back (not that i have ever do it)

If he leaves his window even slightly open....

I can get an industrial sized tube of that stuff. Pretty sure it would fill the entire inside of the cage.
Never tried it, so it would be an interesting bit of "product research".

[imdying]

I feel sorry for the Serena driver. I would rather have AIDs thad drive something like that!

Ditto... was he a boonga? They all seem to drive those stupid people mover vans...

Oh, and freeze a couple of cans of shaving foam with LN2... peel the can off, and insert in the car.... by the morning, the shaving foam will have unfrozen and expanded like it does... you can guess the rest

[Elise]

Dude, that is a pretty scary thing to happen, but that’s Auckland for ya. Hopefully karma bites this guy in the arse. However, if he’s driving a Serena, maybe it already has...?

[Blue Velvet]

There's something in the water...

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