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    For the religiously inspired!

    Since last February I have been constantly going in and out of heaven.

    You don't have to be religious to experience this.

    Simply buy one of these and it's yours whenever you desire it!

    Sort of like a non stop orgasm! Cheers John. YESSssssssssssssssss!
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    You talking about the farm with the sheep?

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    Smile

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    I feel the same way about my bike.

    A sunny day on empty roads and never ending corners, you can't help but feel alive and more blessed than your average joe bloggs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Since last February I have been constantly going in and out of heaven.

    You don't have to be religious to experience this.

    Simply buy one of these and it's yours whenever you desire it!

    Sort of like a non stop orgasm! Cheers John. YESSssssssssssssssss!
    It looks just the job for this fine country. On behalf of me, I'd like to wish you many more orgasms of either sort. enjoy mate.
    Oh bugger

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    Bastards!!!! I guess I'm in hell as I can't ride anything.
    Time to ride

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jantar View Post
    Bastards!!!! I guess I'm in hell as I can't ride anything.
    I keep getting the pitch fork poked at me on a regular basis lately.

    Enjoy ol falla.

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    Ahhhh :slap: oops, know the feeling..
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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    You talking about the farm with the sheep?
    Since last February I have been constantly going in and out of heaven.
    Is "heaven" the name of a sheep?
    Which one is he/she in the photograph?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Griff View Post
    Is "heaven" the name of a sheep?
    Which one is he/she in the photograph?
    C'mon, she's the one on the left of the right, the one with the happy grin on her face!

    "She", I am definitely heterosexual!

    Any old sheep shagger could see that! You need more practice. John.

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    Since last February I have been constantly going in and out of heaven.
    must be like what you mentioned in my thread before

    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    It may have been a Tiger 955i, they sound awesome passing at speed too!

    One has been seen and heard flying around here of late.

    Fantastic machines, easily confused with the sound of powerful aircraft! Cheers (from dream world) John.
    so you plan to fly to heaven on a motorcycle????


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    Quote Originally Posted by oldrider View Post
    C'mon, she's the one on the left of the right, the one with the happy grin on her face!

    "She", I am definitely heterosexual!

    Any old sheep shagger could see that! You need more practice. John.
    That is Brilliant!!!!

    LOL!!!

    You tell me in no uncertain terms that you are a hetrosexual, but surely that term is implies the SAME SPECIES.

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