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    Knee down, big tits and more...

    Okay,

    I have decided that getting your knee down is like a pair of big tits, great for showing off but not actually that usefull for everyday.

    Now, stop, I know, half of you are saying "I've been saying that all along!!" and the other half are saying "you fucking queer cant-get-the-knee-down cunt".

    Today, I did the coro-loop, (and I wasnt riding recklessly and I definately want speeding... ;-P but fuck me, I had my boots scraping, I had the tyres sliding as the bike came off bumps through corners - theres no chicken strips left even on the front tyre. The back tyre looks like its been boiled in acid.

    Still no knee down.

    The only way I can think to get it down would be to hang off so far that I'm practically a passenger.

    I'f I go any faster, well, fuck know what happens if I go any faster, I guess I have to find a racktrack smooth road...or a race track.

    In conclusion, you guys getting the knee down on teh road are either monkeys climbing off the bike or drift gods riding like theres no tommorow.

    *sigh*

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    I don't see any big tits... *sigh*

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    Only time I get my knee on the ground is to clean the bike. Still got 5mm chicken strips on the rear tyre.

    Everytime I think I am going really fast someone on a Ducati or GSXR or something sails past making it look easy and this usually results in me fucking up the next half dozen corners trying to keep them in sight before I give up and go back to my own pace.

    Mr middle of the bunch on group runs. In fact the last group run I was on I was so middle of the pack that I basically did the entire run on my own - big gap in front and a big gap in the rear.

    Does that make me a Grandad - this must be the step up from a Nana?

    Also if your tits are big enough they will eventually end up on your knees.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx3d View Post
    Okay,

    I have decided that getting your knee down is like a pair of big tits, great for showing off but not actually that usefull for everyday.

    Now, stop, I know, half of you are saying "I've been saying that all along!!" and the other half are saying "you fucking queer cant-get-the-knee-down cunt".

    Today, I did the coro-loop, (and I wasnt riding recklessly and I definately want speeding... ;-P but fuck me, I had my boots scraping, I had the tyres sliding as the bike came off bumps through corners - theres no chicken strips left even on the front tyre. The back tyre looks like its been boiled in acid.

    Still no knee down.

    The only way I can think to get it down would be to hang off so far that I'm practically a passenger.

    I'f I go any faster, well, fuck know what happens if I go any faster, I guess I have to find a racktrack smooth road...or a race track.

    In conclusion, you guys getting the knee down on teh road are either monkeys climbing off the bike or drift gods riding like theres no tommorow.

    *sigh*
    Halle f'in lujah to that...

    MARRY ME !

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    Got this e-mailed today and I believe is on subject with this thread
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    Was that a "thankyou to god"

    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Got this e-mailed today and I believe is on subject with this thread

    Or a "Please let that come true" when you saw the pic
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    it's all about hanging off the bike....the more you hang your weight off the tighter you can take the turn...yes knee down can be a bit of wank wank factor.

    but in saying this when hanging off you have alot more control over the bike, and can take turns alot tighter.

    only once you can get knee down will you understand,

    i can gaurantee your can have anybike you desire and put me on a zxr250. and i will keep up because i can take turns at higher speed due to hanging off (not a challenge just saying as an example) hang off the bike it will help ur riding phenominally.

    i knocked off 8 seconds a lap round taupo because i started hanging off. and getting knee down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jinx3d View Post
    Still no knee down.

    *sigh*
    find a round-about in a quiet area
    round and round, hang off like a monkey, you get it in no time

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    A few people on here has said it before
    Getting you knee down is like wheelies neither big nor strong and fucking dangerous
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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    A few people on here has said it before
    Getting you knee down is like wheelies neither big nor strong and fucking dangerous

    i feel safer knee down , than when my knee is not down, when my knee is down i know i have alot more control.

    and ps...wheelies are fecking cool.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    i can gaurantee your can have anybike you desire and put me on a zxr250. and i will keep up because i can take turns at higher speed due to hanging off (not a challenge just saying as an example) hang off the bike it will help ur riding phenominally.
    Yea? So how come the motard boys are just as fast (if not faster) through the corners then? It's only on the straights they get left behind.
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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    waffle etc

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    Quote Originally Posted by enigma51 View Post
    A few people on here has said it before
    Getting you knee down is like wheelies neither big nor strong and fucking dangerous
    Its fine on the track!


    Hope you weren't trying to get you knee down the day we were heading up the hill out of Coromandel town.....

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    For those who are convinced that getting their knee down makes them faster - go ask Mick Grant if he ever got his knee down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skidMark View Post
    it's all about hanging off the bike....the more you hang your weight off the tighter you can take the turn...yes knee down can be a bit of wank wank factor.

    but in saying this when hanging off you have alot more control over the bike, and can take turns alot tighter.

    only once you can get knee down will you understand,

    i can gaurantee your can have anybike you desire and put me on a zxr250. and i will keep up because i can take turns at higher speed due to hanging off (not a challenge just saying as an example) hang off the bike it will help ur riding phenominally.

    i knocked off 8 seconds a lap round taupo because i started hanging off. and getting knee down.
    HHAHAHAHA fuck you talk some shit....
    Not only are you and idiot, your also a dreaming wanker.. Keep them coming skiddy undies, your entertainment value is second to none... Pity if you beleive your own shoit though.!!!

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