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    Mr Hitcher, is there an invitation to the Plumber's "House Warming" iminent?
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    The Kwaka has better evasive qualities than the ST1300 had. Go the Kawasaki!

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    Glad yOU aRE sTILL wITH uS. ... in white van hell ...
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    Being the reserved intellectual that you are Hitch, I hope you followed him and gave him the best groin kicking of his life!

    Good to know that you're still about fella
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    Track down the address of said plumper, and sent him a bill for drycleaning of underwear/trousers/bikeseat.

    Plumpers are all rich bastards, so should pay up... eventually.
    LOL... you ever done a google image search on plumper? NWS...!
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    glad you are ok Mr Hitcher, sir ............... life here would indeed be dull without you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madness View Post
    The Kwaka has better evasive qualities than the ST1300 had. Go the Kawasaki!
    Ha ha ha - good response - gotta give you bling for that one

    Quote Originally Posted by NC View Post
    Being the reserved intellectual that you are Hitch, I hope you followed him and gave him the best groin kicking of his life!

    Good to know that you're still about fella
    Hitcher?? Reserved??

    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    glad you are ok Mr Hitcher, sir ............... life here would indeed be dull without you
    x10 - me too

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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    plumper? NWS...!
    THAT was uncalled for! my eyes hurt...
    Glad you are ok Hitcher, nice dodgeball skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pex Adams View Post
    I'm afraid to ask this question, but was it a white van?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    LOL... you ever done a google image search on plumper? NWS...!
    No I havent!
    I made a feeble attempt, some time ago, to look at your sig. line stuff... but Mr Computer said that was unwise to do so...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    No I havent!
    I made a feeble attempt, some time ago, to look at your sig. line stuff... but Mr Computer said that was unwise to do so...

    Bill Gates wouldn't lie to me, would he?
    Mr Gates is right... Mr Knife (that'd be Mack... above) is right too...it was uncalled for.

    Plumper= "Chick with lot of extra weight"
    Google images of Plumpers = them doing things they REALLY enjoy, usually with guys that really seem to enjoy... err... plumpers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    err... plumpers.
    Only kill bikers when they roll on top of them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Only kill bikers when they roll on top of them?
    Depends how big they are, but if it results in a crush injury or suffocation then yes...
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    Nice evasive escape Hitcher.
    Errrr, headlight on by any chance? (bit of a bone i gnaw on).

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    Quote Originally Posted by tri boy View Post
    Nice evasive escape Hitcher.
    Errrr, headlight on by any chance? (bit of a bone i gnaw on).
    Headlight on. Huge helmet on. Screaming at the top of my voice.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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