Wake up Sammy the cat and set up a battle to the death - morituri te salutant!
Pop him in the freezer to go quietly into the good night prior to an embalming in ethano
Sneak into Grahameeboy's room and leave him on the pillow
Sneak into Stickchick's room and leave him on the pillow (hang on, that's MY room...)
Mix up some Steinlager Pure and Edmonds flour, heat some oil in a pan and have myself a spiny treat
e mare libertas
I mean, seriously, this bastard is huge.
He just wandered across the lounge floor as I was sitting here tapping away on my laptop. I simply can't waste an opportunity like this.
Yes, it's a him. Male tree weta, hemideina thoracica. The jaw shape is unmistakeable.
So come on, folks, help me out with a few poll responses here. What shall be his fate?
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
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probably a native....
Hardcore Biker
Let it go?
Forum whore
Get a gun and shoot the fuck.
Originally Posted by skidmark
e mare libertas
I can't. It'd wake bugjuice up.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Forum whore
Let it go.
e mare libertas
Well, for the time being he's tucking into a slice of apple.
Noisy bloody eater he is too!
Munch, munch, crunch, splatter...
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Highway Biker
Nah, weta's are cool - let it go !
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam!
e mare libertas
Of course I'll let it go.
Right after I creep everyone out with it in the morning.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Softcore Oldschooler
How's about "pics or it didn't happen"?
Wear QUASiMOTO !
Best Frenemy you could have!
I'm with him... I bet you're just making it up to sound cool... either that, or you saw it and screeched like a girl... (or maybe a high pitched motorbike)
Squashing it in your hand does make a nice crunching sound, and you can find out just how hard they are. Entertainment wise, much better to pester people with it first.
Bitch from Hell
+1 .. go on it ain't gonna kill ya!
Forum whore
Welll.... You could become very quickly castrated by tormenting J with it... aaannnddd that would be absolutely hilarious... but painful...
I'd say ensure KYBoy gets a face full first thing... before slowly sauteing the sucker with a little piko piko and native beer juice!
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
Little ol'Hornet Rides again!
Create an aquarium micro climate for him and have him as part of the family? Piccies puhleeze!
I love creepy crawlies, fascinated by them I am!
"I like to ride anyplace, anywhere, any time, any way!"
Forum whore
Give it to the cat, but make sure you video it!
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