Understanding women?

[PrincessBandit]

Oy vey, some of us don't understand each other either, so all the very best to you! It will blow over though; personally I'd have probably been even meaner to my husband and just burst out laughing if he'd said that to me

[007XX]

I am simply saying that perhaps Mrs MVMan needs a 'bit' not jokes about him giving it to other females.

That's a very valid point...we chicks get antsy too if we don't get enough. You boys don't have the monopole on this one, although you'd like to think so cos you're all prize stallions, aren't ya?

Tui moment

and don't get started on toilet seats..........................

Honestly?? I just put the freakin' thing down...

Yes, that would be good.

C'mon then...give it your best shot!

[Big Dave]

If the roles were reversed and she answered with - 'On top of Nadal - like I'd like to be' how would you feel?

Respect your partners.

[BIHB@0610]

I agree that sometimes it makes us women uncomfortable to hear that our man thinks another, sportier, browner, hotter chick is attractive. And sometimes we will respond using our ovaries not our brain. It's an unfortunate result of biology, and most women are slaves to it. The word "hysteria" didn't originate from the word "hyster" meaning "uterus" for nothing ..... good argument for a hysterectomy methinks but I digress .....

Who knows exactly what pushed your lady's buttons? If it was that she was a bit intimidated or territorial, the way to fix it is to show her that you think she is the hottest thing in the solar system. Tell her she's hot, show her she's hot, groan like you're out of control when you're making love to her (or shagging, or whatever you like to call it). It'd work for me - but really, asking other people for advice might get you in more trouble! Every woman is so different! Bringing her flowers might work for her - if someone bought me flowers they'd be down the road with a boot mark in their arse quicker than Scrivy and Sidecar Bob in front of an LCR.

Sorry poppet - we're just complicated. Goodwill goes a long way though

[Pwalo]

Ahah, you see this is where you men go wrong.
MVman says that in a conversation with his missus this morning, he drops the comment that he'd like to be under Ms Scharapova (sp?) whereupon the missus spit the dummy. He couldn't figure out why...

I am simply saying that perhaps Mrs MVMan needs a 'bit' not jokes about him giving it to other females.

Or am I to understand Pwalo that you don't give your missus any either?

Any? Listen I've got teenagers...........

[vifferman]

... we're just complicated.

complicated = irrational and making excuses for it

[jrandom]

If the roles were reversed and she answered with - 'On top of Nadal - like I'd like to be' how would you feel?

Respect your partners.

Best answer yet.

[BIHB@0610]

complicated = irrational and making excuses for it

Irrational = thinks differently to a man??? That's a product of biology too - we are wired to be more sensitive and more in tune with our emotions so that we bond with kids, can understand what they want when they're crying without being able to talk to them, and will defend them to the death if a sabre tooth tiger strolls into our cave.

You might think I'm making excuses, but really I was just trying to explain.

I think women are complicated to a lot of men - and men are complicated to a lot of us! Heck, I'm complicated to myself sometimes. Doesn't mean we can't all get along if we talk to each other and keep the goodwill going.

[The Tazman]

Funny I got these today in an email. Thought they might help

Oh and I thought what you said was

[Bikernereid]

Not that I profess to understand women at all, even though I am one, but I think she is a tad sensitive!!! But if I were you I would give up trying to understand women, they are ALL INSANE!! Without wanting to sound sexist (I know this will piss of the fminists) but is it her time of the month?

I thought what you said was funny , but then again I am a sick n twisted individual (see did not say woman).

OK so I started the Sudoku in this morning Chch Press, then went to make a coffee n the missus says she'll do the Sudoku n asks where it is. I say "it's under Maria Sharapova, where I'd like to be".......and all hell breaks loose. go figure, did I say something wrong ?? (female opinions greatly appreciated)

[MSTRS:Me]

...and men are complicated to a lot of us!...

No we're not. If we are hungry, feed us. If we are randy, relieve us. Otherwise leave us alone.

[sidecar bob]

if someone bought me flowers they'd be down the road with a boot mark in their arse quicker than Scrivy and Sidecar Bob in front of an LCR.

Sorry poppet - we're just complicated. Goodwill goes a long way though

Damn, that really is complicated aint it? Imagine buying someone flowers & getting the boot for your effort.

[Bikernereid]

Sorry I thought if you were watching tv and thirsty we were supposed to get you beer too. Shit have been doing it wrong, next time will tell the lazy fucker to get it himself as I am only supposed to feed and relieve him!!

Thanks mate, you are a gem!!!!

No we're not. If we are hungry, feed us. If we are randy, relieve us. Otherwise leave us alone.

[MSTRS:Me]

Damn....see, we're so simple I missed one.

[Bikernereid]

That is why women are here- to point out your mistakes!!!!!

Damn....see, we're so simple I missed one.