Rampant crime in Riviera of the South - or how Scummy went streaking.

**ManDownUnder** · 12th February 2008, 12:16

Originally Posted by scumdog

...(he had a Warrant to Arrest in his resume') does not rank as 'public'.)

Poor boy isn't public of course - he's just misunderstood... and will continue to be while he has Bubba in his mouth...

**howdamnhard** · 12th February 2008, 12:20

Excellent ,its good when the crims get their just deserts.Well done Scumdog and entertaining story to.

**Usarka** · 12th February 2008, 12:27

Originally Posted by howdamnhard

Excellent ,its good when the crims get their just deserts.

custard?

**riffer** · 12th February 2008, 12:57

One minor concern of course is that the beak may declare that he's been punished enough before getting to him...

**Edbear** · 12th February 2008, 13:33

Originally Posted by deanohit

Bwahahaha, good effort man!

Originally Posted by Mully

Huzzah.

Good for you. Didn't need the mental picture though. *shudders*

Originally Posted by owner

got the prick aye.. well done, Theives are a little worse than speeding bikers

Did you think before you wrote thise first words...

Originally Posted by Joni

Love your work Scummy....
Only you can make an unfortunate situation so funny!

Originally Posted by 007XX

Oh very well done sir

Bling sent and deserved...thinking of it, you deserve a beer for ti too, but that'll have to wait for to be Down South.

And well done to the fearless CB too

Go the chicks in action.

You two obviously make a well suited couple.

Wot they all said!

**yungatart** · 12th February 2008, 15:01

Awesome stuff!!!
I'm glad there is no video evidence...too scary for words....

**MisterD** · 12th February 2008, 15:26

Originally Posted by Usarka

custard?

Porridge, hopefully

**T.W.R** · 12th February 2008, 17:33

Geesh SD no wonder the lowlife was running hard with you bearing down on him with your torch & night truncheon flailing loosely in his direction

glad the prick got nabbed, good spotting CB

Now parts of the story a reminiscent of Woodstock 07
similar sequence of events particularly pics #3 & #4

Another year older too, becoming a quality vintage bud

**ynot slow** · 12th February 2008, 17:43

Can't complain of police not responding,pretty quick I'd say.

Hats off to the lady,big ballsy thing to do,mind you if some jerk was doing same to us,mine would do the same.

Mind you if the cops did arrive you might get done for streaking.

Bugger that sportscafe has ended,make a great view for national nude day.

**DMNTD:Me** · 12th February 2008, 17:49

Originally Posted by scumdog

...armed with a torch and flailing willy...

Didn't think you guys had a helicopter down that way SD

**scumdog** · 12th February 2008, 18:41

CB here, "where's the torch" he says as he leaps out of bed. What you need the torch for methinks. And when I saw it - the torch - and scummy's parts running down the road towards me I almost forgot what I was doing. I let the guy go and thought he would tackle the crim but I think scummmy took a mental free turn and couldn't find anything to hold him with so the crim took off.
Never mind when the oncall cop arrived to look around, scummy went quickly inside to cover up!! OOh spoilt the fun eh??

**MyGSXF:Me** · 12th February 2008, 19:36

Hahahaha...

bloody CLASSIC you two!!!

now THAT'S dedication to the job for ya.. 24/7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Swampdonkey** · 12th February 2008, 19:43

You bloody beauties,Well done , best post of the day award for sure. Bit of cctv footage would be handy

**Lil_Byte** · 12th February 2008, 19:45

That poor bastard. He will be traumatised for months. As a result will be in councelling for months. Most probably eligable for ACC for mental trauma incurred in the execution of his work.

SD please refrain from this sort of behaviour in the future the country cannot afford it.