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    at least i didn't brake ............. and you gotta admit, the manoevre MAY have only been a one-pointer on the 'scale of technical difficulty' but i'm SURE i deserved at least a '9.7' for the grace and artistry with which i carried it out
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    Certainly a novel way of meeting each other! Wouldn't want to make a habit of it though eh? Could become an expensive expression of "attraction?"
    Glad you're ok though and i'm sure your bike will forgive you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    please lighten up - it's gallows humour
    of the entire show i came off worse and if i can acknowledge the lighter side of it you should be able to take my word for it
    .......... you had to be there
    Skid Mark obviously hasn't seen "Life of Brian"


    ps: great news it was just the bikes that got bent aye
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    yeh more or less ------- but funny thing was, a coupla seconds after i followed the guy in front of me and left the road, the guy BEHIND me did the exact same thing, following ME ......

    and, on the far side of the road was sprawled yet ANOTHER guy from some other club's ride that had binned on the same corner coming in the opposite direction........

    in retrospect it was hilarious ......
    I'm not really laughing! My true thoughts are Oh, crap! but this was funny!!

    Hope you are all okay...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post
    Skid Mark obviously hasn't seen "Life of Brian"
    There weren't exactly any gallows in that movies... only crosses.
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    There weren't exactly any gallows in that movies... only crosses.
    Mate are you for fucking real??? Gallows/crosses??? WTF is the difference lol, honestly!!! You trying to get ya post count up or what???

    I've seen the movie more times than I care to remember, gallows = a place to die..........a cross = the same..............fuck off and split hairs elsewhere you clown lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    narrow country road
    tightish corner but good visibility ..... = no excuses

    how clever was that ... now my beautiful bike's bent and i'm too embarrassed to look her in the headlights ..........
    Having put my bike on it's side this weekend I know exactly how you feel.

    Glad you are ok.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boob Johnson View Post
    Mate are you for fucking real??? Gallows/crosses??? WTF is the difference lol, honestly!!! You trying to get ya post count up or what???

    I've seen the movie more times than I care to remember, gallows = a place to die..........a cross = the same..............fuck off and split hairs elsewhere you clown lol
    Are you?

    Seriously you don't get that little attempt at sarcasm? For a person who claims to appreciate Monty Python - poser!
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Are you?

    Seriously . . . . - poser!
    pot an a kettle etc, you need to tell that dick with the manicured nails in your profile pic to look in the farkin mirror - CS 'lil WB
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Are you?

    Seriously you don't get that little attempt at sarcasm? For a person who claims to appreciate Monty Python - poser!
    News flash kiddo...............this is a TEXT based forum, sarcasm is a subtle art usually executed with voice intonation & or facial expressions, you would think with 700+ posts you would of worked that one out yourself already
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    I couldn't bring myself to trade my motorcycle in on something more suited to my advanced years, so I hopped off halfway round a convenient corner and kicked the bike into a ditch. I'm now posting a short but poignant chunk of carefully-constructed fiction while surfing www.harley-davidson.com for a suitable insurance replacement.

    Gosh, those Electra Glides look comfortable.


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    mr random, sir - i'll have to take your expert first-hand opinion on what sort of ride is/is not suited to the - erm - more senior biker.......





    ps, you aren't one of my mother's alters, are you? ..... if so i take it ALL back
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    you aren't one of my mother's altars, are you?
    Depends what she wants to sacrifice on me, I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    Depends what she wants to sacrifice on me, I guess.


    you've obviously MET my mother .......................... Daddy??
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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    Daddy?
    Oh my. Could you say that again, a little more slowly this time, perhaps?
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