The Adopt a Skidmark thread.

**enigma51** · 27th February 2008, 13:55

Originally Posted by Kittyhawk

It's a 10 acre lifestyle block. Free accomodiation, food, etc time off when he wants, work the hours he wants and will get paid...parents are building a house and Im too busy up here to lend a hand, they are getting past it so I thought it might just give Mark a break out of the city for a while..

Opportunity to learn to drive, digger, bobcat, tractor, etc, maybe get some experience there, so it could open up landscaping doors or get into roadworks when he gets back to Akl or something....just get that exprience first.

Another avenue is that it could possibly lead to dairy farming, I had the offer to work on a rellies farm sharemilking over 300 cows etc... they are prepared to build a 2 bedroom brand new cottage, free rent, meat and get paid for the job as well there....I would have taken it but Im studying and was told that it couldnt work, and I know that already.

It's a geunine offer, and also being based in Tauranga he can still keep in the loop with bikers and going to the pub etc, so its not like its out in the land of the unknown miles away from civilsation.

fuck can i take that offer

**vifferman** · 27th February 2008, 13:55

Originally Posted by nodrog

cant you fucking spell?

Yup, I can.
Can't you fucking spell, "can't"?

I wuz jest savin' m' fingers.
Theyz tahhhrred from fixing leaking pipes in muh ceilin.

**Nagash** · 27th February 2008, 13:56

Originally Posted by tri boy

Take the Farmstay Offer.

I think that offer has since expired..

**enigma51** · 27th February 2008, 13:57

Originally Posted by Nagash

I think that offer has since expired..

dont blame them

**mynameis** · 27th February 2008, 14:05

I had a nice vege roll for lunch and it was yummy. The sun is shining and I am stuck in the office.

**Tank** · 27th February 2008, 14:05

Originally Posted by tri boy

Go sleep under a bridge knob cheese.
Get fucked up the arse, filled with smack and give blow jobs for 50cents to old wino's.
Then, and only then will you wake up to the fact that you and only you can sort out your world.
Or take up the offers of a roof of your head, and a structured day that has been put forward for you by people with much more tolerance and caring than 99% of humans on this planet.

Take the Farmstay Offer.

For fucks sake - The going rate for a blow job is a big mac. Saying that its 50c just devalues the whole service that is being offered and makes it sound cheap and nasty.

**skidMark** · 27th February 2008, 14:09

I never asked this to be put up and i did not put this thread up for this very reason, i'm sorting it out myself, i don't need anybody elses help.

I didn't ask for it, i will take control of my own life, i don't need a handout.

Close this thread mods, i'm sick of being told what to do.

Quite frankly it's nobodys business but my own, i know Morcs had best intentions and i appreciate it, but i didn't put up a KB thread because i knew this is how it would go.

Anyways.

Leave me to sort my own life.

Mark.

**MSTRS:Me** · 27th February 2008, 14:17

Originally Posted by skidMark

Leave me to sort my own life.

If only you would....then we'd be free to follow up on getting Mikey & Winja back

**steveb64** · 27th February 2008, 14:26

Originally Posted by Tank

Are you looking for a slap?

Hey - at least I didn't say "Skidmark IN a tank..."

**Steam** · 27th February 2008, 14:29

Originally Posted by Finn

With all due respect, I don't think that Mark should be taking advice from a loafer.

A loafer!

No way.
I worked 65 hours a week near the end of last year to save for my Australia trip, and now I'm studying full time. Sure some people work more, but I reckon 65 - or even 40 hours is enough hours.

I like to cultivate the image of a lazy left-wing loafer (because the babes are hotter), but I'm really a full-time blue-collar wage-slave.

**steveb64** · 27th February 2008, 14:30

Originally Posted by Ixion

Sometimes, Mark, the gods do not include a 'good' option in the list that they present to us. All you can do is choose the 'least bad' option.

Recognising that fact is part of growing up.

Your list of options appear to be

Homelessness, jobless, broke in Auckland . (Probably, Mt Eden before long, because you'll be forced to steal to survive at all)
Home and job in Tauranga .

Which seems the least bad to you? I know which anybody but an outright fool would choose.

You're an idiot. Don't force us to recognise you as a fool also.

We'll come visit you in Tauranga. It's better than prison which is where you'll end up shortly, otherwise. .

And which option do you think your grandma would prefer you took?

**zeocen** · 27th February 2008, 14:37

Originally Posted by skidMark

I never asked this to be put up and i did not put this thread up for this very reason, i'm sorting it out myself, i don't need anybody elses help.

I didn't ask for it, i will take control of my own life, i don't need a handout.

Close this thread mods, i'm sick of being told what to do.

Quite frankly it's nobodys business but my own, i know Morcs had best intentions and i appreciate it, but i didn't put up a KB thread because i knew this is how it would go.

Anyways.

Leave me to sort my own life.

Mark.

Yeah I fucking hate it when friends give me a solid job, new experiences and a roof over my head too. Those cunts!

You are so fucking retarded.

**mynameis** · 27th February 2008, 14:50

Originally Posted by zeocen

Yeah I fucking hate it when friends give me a solid job, new experiences and a roof over my head too. Those cunts!

You are so fucking retarded.

Will you stop fucking swearing in this thread please.

I am sick of you cunts !

**enigma51** · 27th February 2008, 14:51

Originally Posted by skidMark

I never asked this to be put up and i did not put this thread up for this very reason, i'm sorting it out myself, i don't need anybody elses help.

I didn't ask for it, i will take control of my own life, i don't need a handout.

Close this thread mods, i'm sick of being told what to do.

Quite frankly it's nobodys business but my own, i know Morcs had best intentions and i appreciate it, but i didn't put up a KB thread because i knew this is how it would go.

Anyways.

Leave me to sort my own life.

Mark.