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    Only in the South Island - Goat Sex

    North cantebury to be exact:

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/4418379a12855.html

    "Sergeant Lisa Goodson said the man admitted taking the goat to the back of the property, attempting to have sex with it before doing up his trousers, patting the goat and walking away. "He was contrite but said he was unable to stop the behaviour," said Goodson."


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    Ah but that was because he was sensitive and didn't want to cause trouble stealing his sons pregnanat gitlfriend - unlike a certain North Island chappie mentioned on another thread on KB.....
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    She looked like a goat, but there is a difference.....!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    She looked like a goat, but there is a difference.....!

    Yeah, a real goat can't leech of the public or get knocked-up in the first place...
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    Which party complained to the Police?
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    No doubt someone bleated.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Which party complained to the Police?
    The person who was 'acting the goat'
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    Or for kidding around.

    Or for bucking the system.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Which party complained to the Police?
    The goat.
    The guy never called her, like he promised he would.
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    How many kids does he need........


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    was her name baabraa? or naaanncy?
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    Cmon guy's haven't you looked in to the eye's of a blonde goat, they have such long eyeleashes, its mesmersing.

    it's only kinky the first time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc View Post
    Cmon guy's haven't you looked in to the eye's of a blonde goat, they have such long eyeleashes, its mesmersing.

    it's only kinky the first time.
    I don't think he was looking at it 'head on' mate!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crasherfromwayback View Post
    I don't think he was looking at it 'head on' mate!
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