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  1. 10th March 2008, 17:39 #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Genius is often flawed.
    I've even made a few mistkaes.
    I think you'll find that it's spelt mistakes...
    Last edited by Mikkel; 10th March 2008 at 18:07. Reason: Can't fucking spell incorrectly when I want to anymore :(
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    I think your mistoken.

    Big Dave doesn't make mistakes. But those mistkaes of his, oh wow.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    I think you'll find that it's spelled mistakes...
    irony
    adjective
    of or like iron : an irony gray color.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    I think your mistoken.

    Big Dave doesn't make mistakes. But those mistkaes of his, oh wow.
    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    irony
    adjective
    of or like iron : an irony gray color.
    I don't get it?
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Mr Hitcher, fetch the lexicon, and sharpen up a quill.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    I don't get it?
    Now *that's* ironic, Alanis!
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    How come when you process irony ore , you get steely, but when you process ironic ore you don't get steelic ?

    I think I need another of those mistkaes, it's been a long day.
    Quote Originally Posted by skidmark
    This world has lost it's drive, everybody just wants to fit in the be the norm as it were.
    Quote Originally Posted by Phil Vincent
    The manufacturers go to a lot of trouble to find out what the average rider prefers, because the maker who guesses closest to the average preference gets the largest sales. But the average rider is mainly interested in silly (as opposed to useful) “goodies” to try to kid the public that he is riding a racer
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixion View Post
    How come when you process irony ore , you get steely, but when you process ironic ore you don't get steelic ?

    I think I need another of those mistkaes, it's been a long day.
    Because you have to refine Irony ore in order to make a vehicle and irony is not a vehicle in the order of the refined.






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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Now *that's* ironic, Alanis!
    Surely you must mean iconic if we're talking about Alanis, she IS god after all...
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Surely you must mean iconic if we're talking about Alanis, she IS god after all...
    I'll see if I can find you the text.

    Even better

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMQ8S2uHTlo

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B View Post
    http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/brownrecluse.asp

    My vote is for hoax.
    I agree, if you compare photos of the brown recluse with the one in the "email" they aren't the same. Very different from each other.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    I'll see if I can find you the text.
    What con-text?
    It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)

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    If mouse are mices, why isn't house, hices? Bedda find m'glubs, s'awful ridin' and hav'n bugs squish betw'n yer pinkies...

    But arachnids are super-kewl, used to spend hours at the library reading about them and watching docos about them ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodrog View Post
    this be a white tail



    i've got them all over my flat.... kinda just left them to kill all the other bugs....


    there's quite a few of them now too

    (and those last two pictures in the original post are not from spider bites and are photoshopped to make them bigger too)
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    Fuck! Why I read this now!

    Well.... I'll be off for a while...


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