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    All I can say that, RS250s are meant to be ridden fast

    Harbour bridge probably wasn't the smartest place for that...

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    You forgot to mention, "Just by the HP HQ?!?!?" That's not just lunacy, that's ... that's...
    Phark, I dunno...
    All those HP dudes, sitting there, bored, waiting for someone like you to come along...
    Dunno. By the time they waddle downstairs, start the car, put the coffee and doughnut's down, the bike will be about.. oooh.. Albany.
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    Why the fuck would you do 170kph on harbour bridge? You do know thats one of the most popular nest for cops?


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    So you'd be just clicking into 2nd then I guess?
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    A lot of people seem to have replies simply to say "Oh my, what an idiot you are, et etera". Hello? Look at the title! The guy already knows it was dumb. Save your judgemental criticism for those who HAVEN'T learnt their lesson.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soul.Trader View Post
    A lot of people seem to have replies simply to say "Oh my, what an idiot you are, et etera".
    So, what would you have us say? :spudwhat:
    Obviously jade needs some textual beating from us helpful KBers to help him feel appropriately chastised.

    It's all part of the process.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Buy a litre bike FFS so you can get away from the commodore!
    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
    etiquette? treat it like every other vehicle on the road, assume they are a blind, ignorant brainless cunt who is out to kill you, and ride accordingly

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    As said I guess it wasn't during peak-rushhour... in which case, provided it's a calm evening, I doubt you could find a much safer place for doing 170 km/h.

    At least on the bridge you're not likely to hit a deer or a sheep. Maybe a seagul - but I reckon even they would keep their distance.

    Best of luck with the proceedings - let's hope that dangerous driving doesn't even get mentioned.
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    I'm with aj.... why stop? You are on a bike its so very hard to c anyone behind you in those little mirrors. u can try and gap it and if u dont make it then claim you didn't know they were there. On the grand scheme of things as long as you werent weaving in and out of traffic what you were doing wasnt that dangerous. Bummer you got caught. If it is going to be purely a speeding ticket write a letter to the police / courts with your apologies and your regrets. enroll in a defensive riding course now, for when you get you license back and tell the judge / police you have done this. I got off loosing my license for doing 110 in a 50 zone by doing a similar thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Soul.Trader View Post
    Save your judgemental criticism for those who HAVEN'T learnt their lesson.
    We tend to get a bit of flack when we do that, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Badjelly View Post
    We tend to get a bit of flack when we do that, too.
    Who's this "we", white man!
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    Quote Originally Posted by toebug View Post
    170 over the bridge is pretty quick with all those dorklanders driving around you!
    I wouldn't call it driving, more like controlled herding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Toaster View Post
    I wouldn't call it driving, more like controlled herding.
    Controlled?!
    Who's in control?!?!!!?!
    Quote Originally Posted by tigertim20 View Post
    etiquette? treat it like every other vehicle on the road, assume they are a blind, ignorant brainless cunt who is out to kill you, and ride accordingly

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    Bad luck man. Hope they go easy on you. There but for the grace of god go I!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by toebug View Post
    170 over the bridge is pretty quick with all those dorklanders driving around you!
    And on a 250 too...

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