Making excuses

[Finn]

You mean this one?

Lately, Katman has been beating his dick like it owes him money.

[jrandom]

Katmouse (thank you Jrandom) doesn't care that much about the message, he is terminally ill...

So's boomer.

Except we all love him to bits, and he's probably going to get better anyway - I can just imagine the cancer giving up and running whimpering into the night after having to put up with one too many foul insults.



Katshit, though, is just an annoying old man with a chip on his shoulder who seems to want to take his frustrations out on the rest of the world.

I hope he enjoys his ride with kiwifruit tonight; maybe, just maybe, he'll calm down, stop on a hill somewhere, watch the sun set over the mountains and realise that life should not be all about wringing one's hands over the world's foolishness.

[Katman]

Blah, blah, blah

Still holding your breath?

[jrandom]

Still holding your breath?

I have, in fact, turned positively purple, Mr Kat Mouse sir.

[Bonez]

I have, in fact, turned positively purple, Mr Kat Mouse sir.

C'mon, let the mouse go.

[Mikkel]

So much love in this thread

With all due respect to your very good post Mikkel, I'd be hesitant on recommending using brakes on diesel. Yes I've survived speedway style slides around a diesel laden Basin Reserve in Wellies on a RZ500. Both times by not panicking, having a heap of motocross bike experience and at A LOT of good fortune!!!

I'm 'guessing' the diesel you encountered on the takas, 'may' have largely been washed away.

My technique for diesel is have a relaxed grip on the bars and with your knees relaxed against the tank, Keep the controls steady as she goes, don't chop the throttle or touch the brakes. It's really important not to tense your body, staying relaxed is key. If you hit it mid corner or have to brake on it, may good fortune be on your side.

I may have been unclear in my post - when I say use your brakes with utmost care the emphasis is on utmost care, not use (And by utmost care I mean only IF you have to, and try not to HAVE to )

I dunno whether it had been washed away - it certainly had been washed out over a significant portion of the road surface. Quite an experience I must say. One thing I was happy about was the fact that the rain made it easy to see where it was...

As for that last paragraph of yours - fucking spot on mate! But I'd apply that riding technique at all times, not just on diesel

[PrincessBandit]

C'mon, let the mouse go.

Looks like more than one mouse in there! Maybe a budgie, or it could just be a large rat.

[Katman]

Looks like more than one mouse in there! Maybe a budgie, or it could just be a large rat.

Or maybe just a very big penis.

[Bonez]

Or maybe just a very big penis.

Feeling the loss are you?

[Gubb]

Or maybe just a very big penis.

You would know.

[Katman]

Feeling the loss are you?

I'm flattered.

[Bonez]

I'm flattered.

(p/t) Now does that officially make you a cunt?

[Katman]

(p/t) Now does that officially make you a cunt?

What do you mean "now"?

[Bonez]

(p/t) OOPs. No, sorry I ment black hole- full of anti-matter.

[merv]

Katshit, though, is just an annoying old man with a chip on his shoulder who seems to want to take his frustrations out on the rest of the world.

How old is this annoying old man?