Love

[henry]

Is it wrong to be in love with a motorcycle?

[Squiggles]

Only if you produce something

[Madness]

Or if it's a Honduh.

[Steam]

Love it, but remember it will try to hurt you. And it will go farther than most girlfriends in trying to hurt you. It'll break your bones, make your internal organs bleed, and about 30 times around NZ each year, somebody's baby kills them.

If a bike spits me off, I fucking sell the bitch. (if it's not already written off.)

[woodybee]

God I love my Triumph, although sometimes I get unfaithful thoughts towards a Ducatti GT1000, with a big fat arse of a saddle.......shame I dont have the arse to fill it, ha ha I know some of the biker chicks that do though, infact their buttocks would ferking well spill over the edge........OO does that sound nasty......to even it up, I have seen some wide arse men, who could slide one buttock on the saddle and have the other one, looking like its doing a proper slide of the saddle into a corber.

Ahem, better stop and get back on the topic.

I think its healthy to have an obsessive compulsive behavioural attitude towards your bike, as lets face it, our two wheeled delights transport us through watercoloured transluscent mountain scenes, that this fantastic country has to offer.

Personally I fall onto my tank, and give it a big hug everytime I stop, which gets funny looks at petrol pumps, but ce le vie......haven't yet started talking to Tex yet (my bonny), as whats the point its a guy and I'd only get a grunt back.......sorry guys love you really........and by fuck I do..........

And my bike is a boy, I rather pull my teeth and nails out than to ride a girl bike.

[Rogue]

MMM a we bit strange to love something like a bike
Admire, enjoy, thrilling are more to the point

[Paranoid Android]

shit my bike costs me less than my misses. i love both but one lets me ride it when i want

[Gremlin]

Is it wrong to be in love with a motorcycle?

Yep... you'll be suffering more than monetary pain when you decide to rapidly take it to pieces.

I sold a bike once coz I couldn't bear the thought of crashing it.

[Bikernereid]

depends what the bike is!

[Animal]

No, that's perfectly normal. Even encouraged.

[ital916]

"I love lamp" - Brick

If he can love lamp, you can love bike.

[Grahameeboy]

At least with bikes you have a choice of being

Single
Having Twins
Having a Threesome or
Having a foursome

and still being able to trade "Love" in for "Neeewwww Loovvvee"

[Wingnut]

Guess it is ok unless you consumate it! That could get painfull!

[homer]

its a great thing
I love the bandit
When i get the new bandit 1250 , i think itll be a better ride than the one i have now .

[PrincessBandit]

shit my bike costs me less than my misses. i love both but one lets me ride it when i want

...and never has headaches?
There are different types of love, and I'm sure there must be at least one variety which is perfectly acceptable to devote to your bike! (others, well, definitely more dodgy.....)