Don'tcha just hate cyclists? Poll

[JimO]

Yes, its true, we do have yet to meet

thems fighting words

[breakaway]

I hate those "I'm a road user too QQ" bastard cyclists who ride through red lights etc, and have no sense of riding formation.

But I would definitely help one if he/she needed it.

[jim.cox]

thems fighting words

So step outside my man.

If I'm not there in ten minutes you can start without me :)

[JimO]

So step outside my man.

If I'm not there in ten minutes you can start without me

your lucky im nowhere near the banana dominion or id come lick your ass

[jim.cox]

your lucky im nowhere near the banana dominion or id come lick your ass

So you're some sort of Honda rider then...

[Swoop]

Got any of them burning homos on this thread?

Not that I'm into burning or smoking homos...

Hang on

I think you had better stop right there...
Here, have a pitchfork. The thread is getting warmer and the anti psyclist comments will begin soon.

Sure you wouldn't like a burning torch to go with that pitchfork?

[PrincessBandit]

your lucky im nowhere near the banana dominion or id come lick your ass

Pix, pix, pix!!!
Even if he has to start without you (ooo errr)

I cant stand badly behaved kids (or adults). What really gets me going is retards who throw their crap out the window regardless of who is following. I remember one trip to Hamilton where this kid threw a burger box out his window and it hit the bonnet of our car. Wanted to smack their scrawny little @rse, but the parents must've known something 'cos they took off, pedal to the metal.

[Sully60]

I think you had better stop right there...
Here, have a pitchfork. The thread is getting warmer and the anti psyclist comments will begin soon.

Sure you wouldn't like a burning torch to go with that pitchfork?

Yeah, the guy cycling down the centre of the left lane in the gorge yesterday just about had a 3l Turbo diesel Rodeo ute inserted in his rear end.

Rude cunt! I'm not tempering that either, when you have a wide flat footpath that's not used by pedestrians why hold up fast moving and large traffic!

Overkill though, give me two pitchforks and hell why not give us a burning torch and while you're at it make it a large.

Edit: I'm not having a go at cyclists in particular, this guy was just being arrogant for the sake of it, he wasn't even peddling, would've been the same no matter what he vehicle was operating. Rude Cunts come do in all different flavours

[Ixion]

I think you had better stop right there...
Here, have a pitchfork. The thread is getting warmer and the anti psyclist comments will begin soon.

Sure you wouldn't like a burning torch to go with that pitchfork?

Do you have a combo deal on tar and feathers?

[YellowDog]

How about a bit of sympathy for the cyclists!

Apparently the saddle angle cuts off essential blood flow to the vital 'Love Pole' organ.

They may be able to 'get it up' the hill, but..................

(at least that is what tour de France riders say)

[TygerTung]

I ride pushbikes, I ride motorbikes, and I sometimes drive my car, but ONLY if I have to. I only drive if I have too much stuff to pick up on my motorbike, or I am picking somone up. Very rarley will you see my driving any other time. If everyone did this the world would be a much better place.

[onearmedbandit]

And no-one even saw my lips move.

Are you looking for an award or something?

[Swoop]

Overkill though, give me two pitchforks and hell why not give us a burning torch and while you're at it make it a large.

Certainly Sir! A pleasure doing business with you.

Do you have a combo deal on tar and feathers?

Most certainly! You can upsize your pitchfork at any time.

Remember folks, riding a motorcycle with a flaming torch can be a bit tricky. The wind can extinguish the torch, making the lighting of lycra difficult!
Pitchforks are much more efficient on psyclists and are easily carried on your motorcycle using the Givi "Pitchfork mounting system".

[Bonez]

there is just as many fucktards riding motorcycles

Agreed

[EJT]

Do i hate cyclists? No. Do i hate Car drivers? No. Do i hate Truck Drivers? No.
What I do hate is idiotic actions.
They can be done by all manner of people though.... including myself.
At least i'm man enough to admit when i stuff up though.

I agree. I see all kinds of idiots on bikes and in cars. A cyclist myself, I usually try and ride appropriately. Never fails to amaze me how cowardly people are by throwing things at someone or passing so close to scare the shit out of you. If any cars piss me off I take my revenge when I jump on my Kwaka Its a small world up North, so we are likely to cross paths again!

Seriously though - I didn't even realise heaps of motorcyclists were anti cyclists before I joined this site. Was always of the opinion it was us (two wheels) against them (cagers).