ArseBiscuit
I've got an old egg thats been sitting in the fridge for about 1 year and I don't know what to do with it. From a scientific point of view i'd like to see how pongy it is, but I'm sure i can have some fun too
My best idea so far is to sneak it into a mates fridge or pantry so he uses it next time he makes an omelete....
Any other suggestions?
The 2nd-most bad arse KBer.
crack it in his car air con vents.... get a funnel.
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
ArseBiscuit
Originally Posted by renegade master
that's the sort of suggestion what i'm after. also thought about on his doorstep.
Or somehow tying to his car exhaust so it "cooks".... ?
BogOff-Cant you see I'm busy?
If you boil it and then keep in the dark for 200,000 years, it may become a precious gem stone.
PHEW.....JUST MADE IT............................. UP"
Potty Mouth
Crack it on top of his hot-water cylinder.
"It would be spiteful, to put jellyfish in a trifle."\m/ o.o \m/
ArseBiscuit
Then they'd know it was me.
I'd prefer to remain anonymous and laugh at his/her misfortune
Forum whore
Insert it into your bumhole
ArseBiscuit
have you put a camera in my bedroom
Hardcore Biker
I'll have to remember that one.
Wherever I may roam
I like! Make sure it's a friend who love eggs for breakfast while hungover!
And have a camera ready!
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
<<----- My dream bike.
save it for the next time a cager nearly kills you, take down the rego, look up their addy, wait for them to open a window and throw it in!
Cats land on their feet. Toast lands jamside down.
A cat glued to some jam toast will hover in quantum indecision
Curiosity was framed; ignorance killed the cat
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow.
Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before.
Irritant
Milk is good for that sort of thing too.
It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
ArseBiscuit
I've got a friend who's missus always tips eggs into a cup before putting them onto the pan.I like! Make sure it's a friend who love eggs for breakfast while hungover!
And have a camera ready!
reckons she once cracked a rotten egg onto a hot pan and almost puked her guts out with the stench.
Excellent
BMW Motorrad
Hmmm egg... egg.... a rotten egg......
Oh, I've got a 4 month old ostrich egg in my lounge. It doesn't smell but i'm preety sure it's foul inside
Want it? lol
If you can make it on Kiwibiker you can make it anywhere.
Wherever I may roam
Dude, that thing is just begging to be thrown at some thing!Hmmm egg... egg.... a rotten egg......
Oh, I've got a 4 month old ostrich egg in my lounge. It doesn't smell but i'm preety sure it's foul inside
Want it? lol
"I came into this game for the action, the excitement... go anywhere, travel light,... get in, get out,... wherever there's trouble, a man alone... Now they got the whole country sectioned off; you can't make a move without a form."
Paved roads are just another example of wasted tax payer dollars.
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