Gay jokes

[awayatc]

Two gay guys are going at it. After they finish, one turns to the other and says "Hey, I feel something in my ass ... see if you can feel anything." So his boyfriends puts his finger in his ass and feels around. "I don't feel anything",the boyfriend says. So the first guy says, "No deeper...I'm sure I feel something".

So the boyfriend put his hand in the guys ass and feels around. "I'm telling you there is nothing there" says the boyfriend. "No really", the guys says, "I can feel it, look deeper." So the boyfriend puts his whole arm in the guys ass and is feeling around when he touches something.

"Hey, I found something,"says the boyfriend. "Well take it out," says the guy. The boyfriend pulls his hand out of the guys ass, looks at it and see's it is a Rolex. The guy starts singin, "Happy Birthday to you, Happy birthday to you......"

[Blossom]

How do you know when you have walked into a lesbian bar?


Even the pool table doesn't have any balls.

[awayatc]

A biker dies and goes to hell.

The Devil says to him "I gotta ask you a couple questions, do you like to smoke?" The biker answers "Ya, I love to smoke." The Devil says "Good you'll like Mondays we smoke everything cigarettes, cigars, weed everything."

"Now do you like to drink?" The biker says "Of course I love to drink." The Devil replies "Great we drink everything on Tuesdays you will fit in great."

"Do you like to have sex?" Biker says "Hell ya sex is the best." The Devil smiles and replies "We have sex with every type of woman you could think of on Wedesdays."

And the Devil finally says "Now, are you gay?" The biker frowns and answers "NO I'm not gay! And the Devil looks down and finishes "Your gonna hate Thursdays."

[Disco Dan]

This thread is a great reflection on how narrow-minded the KB pool is...

More gay jokes!!!

[awayatc]

Was at a gay BBQ the other day..................
No cunt there, and the sausages tasted like shit.....

[awayatc]

wow already red reppd! not meant to offend, if you don't like it don't read it.....

Was not red! more of a carmen pink.... Red is so boorish...yak

You are not a man until you had one.......

yeah right

[ynot slow]

Twist on a smoke add years ago.


9 out of 10 gay guys who have tried "camels" prefer men.


Ok it was originally prefer women,but this is a gay joke thread.

[ynot slow]

The worst thing about getting suppositories is if the quack is gay,the second worse thing is you feel one hand on ya shoulder,then something inserted, then after a minute the other hand on ya shoulder,and the suppository is on the table.

[ukbandit]

Seeing that I am off to Brockback country next month and will be sharing a motel unit with another guy fo 7 months I purchased today....One container vaseline and one tube of bonjella. At least I won't feel a thing...

man that will be used up in a week!! then what you gonna do?

[Storm]

Q. What should a straight guy never say in a gay bar?

A. May I push your stool in?


Now all you queer faggot bent as homos, go on red rep me!

Also , dont use the toast
"bottoms up"
or the exclamation
"fuck me"

[ukbandit]

3 gays in a pub, just been for a curry.
sitting talking one of them farts! phhffffffffff they all laugh.
the second one farts phhhhffffffff (both farts just no go in them )
the third farts PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
the other two gays shout "you virgin" sorry this joke is lame

[ukbandit]

how do you get 4 gays on a stool?

turn it up side down!

[flyingcrocodile46]

There's these two gay men living in one house. One morning one of the gay men woke up to hear strangesounds coming from the bathroom. He walked in only to see his partner jacking off with a condom on. He said"What the hell are you doing!" His partner replied "Oh, just packing your lunch."


THESE TWO FAGS ARE WALKING DOWN THE STREET WHEN THEY SEE A DOG SITTING ON THE SIDEWALK LICKING HIS BALLS ...THE FIRST FAG POINTS TO THE DOG AND SAYS THE OTHER "BOY I WISH I COULD DO THAT" ..HIS FRIEND TURNS TO HIM AND SAYS "WELL MAYBE IF YOU PET HIM REAL NICE HE'LL LET YA !!


What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? Well hung.
What do doctors do with the foreskins after circumcisions?
Sell them to fags for chewing gum.


WHAT'S THE DEFINITION OF TOTAL CONFUSION ???
TWENTY BLIND LESBIANS AT A FISH MARKET !!!

[inlinefour]

What do you call an island full of lesbians? Licka Land.

Two ladyboys on the side of the road complaining about how tough things are. First one says "had to give this guy sex just for the bus fare home"!
2nd looks at the first peering over the sunglasses and said "thats nothing, I had to give this guy a blowjob for free, just so I could get something warm in my stomach"!!

A man came home just in time to find his lover in bed with another man.
In a total rage, he dragged his lover down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise.
He then secured it tightly and removed the handle.
Next he picked up a hacksaw.
The lover terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
The man, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

[ynot slow]

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The lover terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"
The man, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

Waste of a garage.Use a kitset garden shed.