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Thread: Is it just me, or is this the best Honda Hornet you've ever seen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HungusMaximist View Post
    Best way to get attention in selling your bike is to add 1 or 2 of your hot girl friends and plonk them in the pics.

    Trade me had a similar bike (scooter as I remember) for sale 2 weeks ago with 2 hot naked women on the seat, but no parts were visible.

    Nautrally, it was censored by trade me.

    I actually bought the calendar on the strength of it. something like wings and wheels chicks dot co dot nz. I thought it was excellent cross selling.
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    130 front and 180 rear seems very wide for a 250!!!
    Two Stroke, the pinnacle of engine design

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    I sent an email asking if the chick holding the bars is available separately, even to take out for 1 drink
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    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
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    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
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    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    I dunno these reposters ... Oi reckon there should be a waving and a cruisier/sprotsbike discussion happening soon I bets

    Now for my pr0nographic memory speculation, I think ATGATT needs to be entirely avoided here and shifted into the B&D or S&M classifimication!

    Mmmm candles and strappy high-heels with chokers and a bit o'the lash!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    I sent an email asking if the chick holding the bars is available separately, even to take out for 1 drink
    Nice one, let me know how it works out...
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gijoe1313 View Post
    I dunno these reposters ... Oi reckon there should be a waving and a cruisier/sprotsbike discussion happening soon I bets

    Now for my pr0nographic memory speculation, I think ATGATT needs to be entirely avoided here and shifted into the B&D or S&M classifimication!

    Mmmm candles and strappy high-heels with chokers and a bit o'the lash!
    Apologies for the repost - my attention span is limited, so while I've got any idea that means I can post and get some love, I forget to do the whole seach thing (plus the search engine sucks).

    As for the B&D, not fair to mention unless you post pics.
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Firstly, sorry for the repost but I just had to:

    Second, MMB, thanks for the address, that lady was great and by the way your sister wants to know if she can still call you brother even after the divorce
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    Quote Originally Posted by chubby View Post
    Firstly, sorry for the repost but I just had to:

    Second, MMB, thanks for the address, that lady was great and by the way your sister wants to know if she can still call you brother even after the divorce
    Chubby! I live in Auckland, not Invercargill. Or Dunedin. Or Hamilton.

    Your wife says hi btw, well, I think that's what she's saying, she was screaming something about God a minute ago.



    Peace?
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    Apologies for the repost - my attention span is limited, so while I've got any idea that means I can post and get some love, I forget to do the whole seach thing (plus the search engine sucks).

    As for the B&D, not fair to mention unless you post pics.
    Nah its all good mate, sharing the horny hornet love around more is music to my ears, visual feasting for eyes! Keep reposting away!
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    Peace, mung beans and a full tank of gas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TygerTung View Post
    130 front and 180 rear seems very wide for a 250!!!
    Oo-ar that there be the normal standards for a little ol'hornet chew-fiddy! 'Tis a luvverly thang indeed to be blessed wiv tha'luv o'rubber aye!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chubby View Post
    Peace, mung beans and a full tank of gas.

    Peace, and after eating mung beans, a full belly of gas...

    Is the Harley stock - or have you liberated some sound with aftermarket pipes (it'd be rude not to!)
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    Really cute seatcovers.
    It's definitely just you, bro.

    Are you one of these fullas who drools at the sight of any woman who's not fat and is dressed in cutesy clothes?

    I mean, gosh, one of them's even (*shudder*) AZN...
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    My poor baby was suffering from a nasty chest complaint at birth that made breathing difficult. Before I took her home she got a better airfilter, EFImapping and Dr V&H insisted on a little 2 - 1.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    It's definitely just you, bro.

    Are you one of these fullas who drools at the sight of any woman who's not fat and is dressed in cutesy clothes?

    I mean, gosh, one of them's even (*shudder*) AZN...
    No, I'm really fussy - she needs to be funny, gorgeous, and I have a thing for super smart and sarcastic too.

    What's an AZN?
    It’s diametrically opposed to the sanitised existence of the Lemmings around me in the Dilbert Cartoon hell I live in; it’s life at full volume, perfect colour with high resolution and 10,000 watts of amplification.

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