Naughty Gentleman Biker
That's my girl. why so coy about 32, I love women of any age but oooh the flirty thirties, just about cooked to perfection.Originally Posted by 007XX
I'm somewhere between 0 and a 100...does that answer your question?
Oh Fark it, who gives a pig's arse? I'm 32...happy[/SIZE]
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Oh bugger
Forum whore
*throws a bucket of water on Marty*That's my girl. why so coy about 32, I love women of any age but oooh the flirty thirties, just about cooked to perfection.
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Naughty Gentleman Biker
Brrr, damn that was cold. hey bud has it arrived or what?*throws a bucket of water on Marty*
Forum whore
Yarrrrr, been pissing the neighbours off all afternoon revving it up lolBrrr, damn that was cold. hey bud has it arrived or what?
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded
Naughty Gentleman Biker
Oh that was you making that racket,Yarrrrr, been pissing the neighbours off all afternoon revving it up lolWhat colour is it, i saw two comming in from up north.
Forum whore
Na was in a covered trailerOh that was you making that racket,
To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded
e mare libertas
KY?
That goop is awful. You must have been desperate.
Or did you just need it to get the VTR's coolant lines hooked up?
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Smarty pants... since ages ago
I dont... wanna show me ???
Now, now...One cannot be too greedy. And besides, one knows how to use these things sparesly and wisely!
When life throws you a curve ... Lean into it ...
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Nah, not coy mate...just have some remnant hang up about constantly being called a "spring chicken"That's my girl. why so coy about 32, I love women of any age but oooh the flirty thirties, just about cooked to perfection.I hate that saying and it's been following me ever since I was about 15
I'm almost over it now though
Hope you got ice in there Bud!*throws a bucket of water on Marty*
And what else would you recommend, oh wise One? Maybe we should start a new thread asking feedback on lubes?KY?
That goop is awful. You must have been desperate.
Or did you just need it to get the VTR's coolant lines hooked up?
Hmmmm, let's see...I reckon 007XY might be a better teacher!
Naughty Gentleman Biker
Just once in my life I'd like someone to say , Martybabe your more mature than your age.Nah, not coy mate...just have some remnant hang up about constantly being called a "spring chicken"
I'm almost over it now though
I got more chance of growing a spare willy in my armpit.
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
Fucked if you don't...
The comic I mentioned in the supermarket - I'm sure you'll appreciate it
She's got one of those already I believe... An evil evil man, he also rides a motorcycle!
Nah, you're not boring mbabe!
Good on ya
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Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
Rest In Peace
Pah!!! Don't ever change ok? Otherwise, we'd have to beat some sense back into you!Just once in my life I'd like someone to say , Martybabe your more mature than your age.
I got more chance of growing a spare willy in my armpit.*where's me whip, just in case...*
Fucked if you don't...
The comic I mentioned in the supermarket - I'm sure you'll appreciate it
Oh boy, does he ever?!?She's got one of those already I believe... An evil evil man, he also rides a motorcycle!
Not just the motorcycle though...
e mare libertas
KY's thick and goopy and dries quickly when exposed to air, leaving a sticky deposit. It's better than spitting on your fingers, but it's at the bottom of the pile.
Durex Play is also quite low-grade, feels like runny plastic, but it's noticeably better than KY, and if you can only make it to the supermarket instead of a chemist or sex shop, it's your best bet.
Astroglide's always been the best lube, but for some reason it's not being brought into NZ any more. Perfect light texture, doesn't dry out quickly, and for some reason it never feels freezing cold when it comes out of the bottle...
Sylk is made in NZ from all-natural ingredients (it's based on kiwifruit extract!) and, while it suffers from the quick-drying issue, it has a texture almost as good as Astroglide's. You can get it at any chemist. It's what I use.
'Wet Stuff' seems to be the average Kiwi hooker's lube of choice; it's quite synthetic and a little bit goopy, but on the whole it does the job fairly well and doesn't suffer from the drying-in-air issue. Get it from The Den. It comes in big push-down-dispenser bottles as well as squeeze-tubes if you're worried about running out!
There are a few other brands about; just pop into any branch of The Den and ask what they've got. The shop assistants are usually pretty clued up.
I'd be more interested in seeing who actually had the balls to post comments than in the details of what people thought about each brand!
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
Homo Sapiens Vulgaris
What are your experiences with 'Anal Lube'?
It is preferential to refrain from the utilisation of grandiose verbiage in the circumstance that your intellectualisation can be expressed using comparatively simplistic lexicological entities. (...such as the word fuck.)
Remember your humanity, and forget the rest. - Joseph Rotblat
e mare libertas
Actually, my fingers hovered over the keyboard as I debated whether to add the disclaimer that my comments did not necessarily apply to the use of said lubricants for anal intercourse, but then I decided that there was, after all, a limit to how far one could stretch tact and decency on the subject.
I should have guessed that you'd disagree.
kiwibiker is full of love, an disrespect.
- mikey
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