Ah, would that you might have known my great-grandsire, Solomon McTavish. He who was so tragically mothed to death. We are of mixed blood. Very mixed.Originally Posted by McJim
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Ah, would that you might have known my great-grandsire, Solomon McTavish. He who was so tragically mothed to death. We are of mixed blood. Very mixed.
Irritant
It isn't racist at all. Jewism (or whatever they want to fucking call it) is a religion, not a race.
Remember.. It's shite being Scottish. (Scotch is something you do an egg)
It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
Scotsman on a German
Maybe so Ix but I'd like to clarify for you that the word Scotch refers to:
Scotch Whisky
Scotch Eggs
Scotch Mist
Butter Scotch
Hop Scotch
and NOT the the people from Scotland who are Scots.
You New Zealandish bar steward.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Lumpy
Now, this is a fair statement. The ad was uncalled for and in my opinion not at all funny.
The ad was pulled and we can all exercise our right to boycott the company.
My issue is with Dor Shapira asserting that a poorly thought out advertising campaign reflects "a repugnant and negative mindset [in] the culture and political environment in New Zealand." I would like to see the research he has done to back this up. I would suggest he is engaging in the stereotyping he proports to abhor
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Lumpy
They are Scotch after 9 pints, or if their name is Sean Connery
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Scotsman on a German
that's King Sean to you sonny
In space, no one can smell your fart.
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Oh goody. I have done this before
I cannot be having with running after every passing linguistic fad at my time of life. The habits of early life stay with us for aye. If we are to gae aboot after the latest faddishness, your preference would needs to rendered into txt , and become Sctz
Scotch was good enough for Sam Johnson, and Boswell and Burns . And Sir Alexander Macdonald, no less! And Charles Stuart, the Royal Martyr. As a good Jacobite, I can take no higher authority
Three of the four authorities I mentioned being Scottish. Or Scots. Or Scotch. Or Scottis (the most technically correct term) . If Sir Alexander MacDonald, MacDonald of Sleat, does not know what he ought to be termed, I know not who would. Not to mention Mr Burns.
and that all such His Majesty's subjects of England and Ireland as shall join with him in pursuance of this Agreement may come to the Scotch army and join with them (K Chas I , Engagement)
Mr. Arthur Lee mentioned some Scotch who had taken possession of a barren part of America, and wondered why they would choose it.Johnson: "Why, Sir, all barrenness is comparative. The Scotch would not know it to be barren." (SJ)
I have been correcting several Scotch accents in my friend Boswell. I doubt, Sir, if any Scotchman ever attains to a perfect English pronunciation(AM)
My heart warmed to my countrymen, and my Scotch blood boiled with indignation. I jumped from the benches, roared out 'Damn you, you rascals!', hissed and was in the greatest rage . . . I hated the English; I wished from my soul that the Union was broke and that we might give them another battle of Bannockburn (JB)
On A Scotch Bard, Gone To The West Indies (RB)
The same applies to Welch, BTW
(And besides, it does annoy them so)
Irritant
Tsk.. Teuchters.
It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
Scotsman on a German
My Bad Ix (boy who is not able satisfactorily to explain what a Hrung is, nor why it should choose to collapse on Betelgeuse Seven) I thought the thread title was we're all dirty and into semantics.Oh goody. I have done this before
I cannot be having with running after every passing linguistic fad at my time of life. The habits of early life stay with us for aye. If we are to gae aboot after the latest faddishness, your preference would needs to rendered into txt , and become Sctz
Scotch was good enough for Sam Johnson, and Boswell and Burns . And Sir Alexander Macdonald, no less! And Charles Stuart, the Royal Martyr. As a good Jacobite, I can take no higher authority
Three of the four authorities I mentioned being Scottish. Or Scots. Or Scotch. Or Scottis (the most technically correct term) . If Sir Alexander MacDonald, MacDonald of Sleat, does not know what he ought to be termed, I know not who would. Not to mention Mr Burns.
The same applies to Welch, BTW
(And besides, it does annoy them so
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Man, you are too square.
I'm rather surprised that anyone can pronounce anything after 9 pints of scotch.
Lumpy
You underestimate the Skirt-wearing Sweaties
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Irritant
It's the only way none Scottish people can understand what's being said.
It's only when you take the piss out of a partially shaved wookie with an overactive 'me' gene and stapled on piss flaps that it becomes a problem.
Scotsman on a German
Is it just me or are the scooter boys havin' a wee go at the Scots?It's the only way none Scottish people can understand what's being said.
Come doon here 'till ah pit the heid in yez ya bassas!
Ah hivnae bin called a sweatie since I worked in London.
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Lumpy
You've discovered the wonders of anti-persperant then!
I'm half sweaty meself so you can't call me racist
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
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The fuckers make martyrs of themselves at every opportunity. Almost as embarrassing as the Maoris.
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