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  1. 25th September 2008, 17:54 #1
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    Every time you masturbate god kills a Ducati.

    Think i just came across how he does it.
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    You'd have to try fairly hard to do an uglier installation
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    and the problem is...... It helps to releave stress
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kickaha View Post
    You'd have to try fairly hard to do an uglier installation
    Damn right, I turboed my R100rs & you wouldnt even know it was there if you walked past it. Thats just plain puke.
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    i'd hate to think how many he has killed on my behalf.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nallac View Post
    i'd hate to think how many he has killed on my behalf.
    In my best god like voice.......17689000 err make that 17689001 since your last post.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    Every time you masturbate god kills a Ducati.
    They haven't made that many ducati's.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Usarka View Post
    They haven't made that many ducati's.
    Doesnt matter i was being god and exaggeration is allowed.Ask any Catholic priest.
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    That...

    is seriously bad.
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    A seriously bad Photoshop job, I think you mean.

    Those photos don't look even vaguely genuine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    That...

    is seriously bad.
    Uh-huh,what i dont get is theres a shitload of $ involved and a fair amount of skill,surely that combination could have achieved a way better result,mind you maybe they like it,who knows.Different stokes i guess,i would swap any late model duc.....and i meany any for a pristine 78 900SS so go figure.
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    Ye gods. That is rubbish.
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    Come on, a rear facing ram air induction filter is just so ground brakingly brillinat that it must be italian.
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    Is that a really ugly turbo or a really ugly exhaust system?


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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    A seriously bad Photoshop job, I think you mean.

    Those photos don't look even vaguely genuine.
    I dunno, it's there from multiple angles and everything looks the same.

    The first (side-on) photo looks dodgy, the lighting on the intercooler and the clipping looks funny, but it's plausible. But the last photo matches it, so I reckon it's probably genuine.

    Plus, nobody could possibly dream up something that hideous.
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