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Thread: Every time you masturbate god kills a Ducati.

  1. #16
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    noice job guido.... lets tuck an intercooler behind the fairing so the air goes around it... oh and also - the engine heat will keep it nice and warm.. !!!
    Apart from needing a complete re-design BRILLIANT!

    I waaaaant one

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    alright,
    who was pleasuring themselves 2 weeks ago to blow the seal on my left shock.
    basaatard

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    Quote Originally Posted by 98tls View Post
    In my best god like voice.......17689000 err make that 17689001 since your last post.
    oh so he hasn't been watching all the time then....
    Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effects of horsepower.

    'Fast' Harleys are only fast compared to stock Harleys.

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    probably the owner lost a bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 96 600ss View Post
    alright,
    who was pleasuring themselves 2 weeks ago to blow the seal on my left shock.
    basaatard
    sorry about that..
    lucky for you its only your seal thats blown..
    Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effects of horsepower.

    'Fast' Harleys are only fast compared to stock Harleys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nallac View Post
    lucky for you its only your seal thats blown..
    No, it's lucky for the seal.

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    i knew there had to be a reason.
    woulda prefered somethin else got blown

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    Quote Originally Posted by 96 600ss View Post
    alright,
    who was pleasuring themselves 2 weeks ago to blow the seal on my left shock.
    basaatard
    The world is so full of wankers ... they start dying in the factory before anyone gets hold of em...

    Mines got a minor oil leak... does that mean someone just copped a feel vs a good tug?

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    Been looking for pics of the Alfredo that owns it but it seems hes still locked in the mirror force field somewhere.
    Be the person your dog thinks you are...

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    yep,mine dribles a bit,
    specially when it is a while between rides

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    Quote Originally Posted by rustycharm View Post
    The world is so full of wankers ... they start dying in the factory before anyone gets hold of em...

    Mines got a minor oil leak... does that mean someone just copped a feel vs a good tug?
    wasn't me.......Honest..
    i never do half a job....

    got a good work ethic, if a jobs worth doing, do it right(or left if you prefer)
    Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effects of horsepower.

    'Fast' Harleys are only fast compared to stock Harleys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jrandom View Post
    A seriously bad Photoshop job, I think you mean.

    Those photos don't look even vaguely genuine.
    The first two look dodgy, but the last one is real for sure. The shadow is the proof.

    It is very ugly, but knowing these bikes quite well, if you were to run a big boost turbo to require an intercooler, I cant see any real way around it. Unfortunately the guy didn't do much homework on turbo technology, or he would have known not to bother with the cooler given the already ample cooling the inlet pipe would provide over that distance, and the turbo being substantially more ventilated than in a car.

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    One other quick note, the bike wouldn't have been in running condition when the last pic was taken...The waste gate actuator isn't hooked up at all.

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    maybe its just a pisstake ... although I notice the edge of the rear tyre is nice and shredded

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    Gawd Dang!!

    It's a picture of beauty and shame in one...sorta like Eva Mendes with a cock...

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