Still awaiting photographic evidence of aforementioned engorged glands.
As Rodney said, you could help save the world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8IHdMaPhyU
Hardcore Biker
Still awaiting photographic evidence of aforementioned engorged glands.
As Rodney said, you could help save the world.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8IHdMaPhyU
Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin.
One prefers to use its head, while the other relies on tales.
bouncy
Work for your husband if he's self employed doing the paperwork etc for him which maximises his time to do his 'real' job and minimises your tax bill.
Oh and Congratulations.
."No Matter what you do there will be critics."
Apathy - I could take it or leave it...
Dickens Cider
good support for those ample boobies that you will get, rather stylie, and quick access....we all like quick access
No body move... I dropped my brain
One, two free, floor!
Originally Posted by 007XX
XX+ XY
----(9 months later)------
CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!
but... I don't get it...
I understand you're having a baby and all - just saying... y'know...
... I actually don't get... "it"
... you clearly did though LOL!
$2,000 cash if you find a buyer for my house, kumeuhouseforsale@straightshooters.co.nz for details
Deus ex ukulele
Reminds self that if one ever gets pregnant, not to announce it on KB, thereby avoiding becoming the butt of inane schoolboy boobie jokes.
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Forum whore
Shit if you ever get pregnant I hope someone else tells us!!! There's a whole goldmine of material in that one
Deep in the heart...
Just seen this wonderful news! all the best to you both, very happy for you.
May all your troubles be little ones and all your little ones be no trouble at all!
Keep up the good work!
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
Weekend cruiser
Congrats. Now the count down begins
Rest In Peace
Don't hold your breath eh!
yes, we've been doing that for a couple of weeks now, but thanks for the advice and the congrats!
fark off! anything even remotely looking like it will constrain them puppies makes me feel sick right now...wait til it's your turn you horrid womangood support for those ample boobies that you will get, rather stylie, and quick access....we all like quick access
I'll do you a drawing next time...... you clearly did though LOL!
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not to worry sir...if you get pregnant, I won't be likely to want to talk about your boobies, promise!
Cheers. Lots of fun in the making, now I've just got to get it to come to maturity.
Dickens Cider
You letting people have turns constraining your boobies?...wait til it's your turn you horrid woman
I had heard that pregnancy makes you horny...but feck you always have to take it that little step further dontcha
No body move... I dropped my brain
Rest In Peace
Heck...you can feel my boobs anytime you like, sweet cheeks!You letting people have turns constraining your boobies?
I had heard that pregnancy makes you horny...but feck you always have to take it that little step further dontcha
*now, standby and wait for the boys to yammer on for photographic evidence...*
As far as being horny in pregnancy, it usually hits in about the second trimester...hormones are a bitch!
Weekend cruiser
Usually?? I'm in third and still waiting, pretty much gone off cock for life.
eschew obsification...
How can i have missed this??!
Wonderful news! well done!!! [and i'm SURE it was]
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Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac
Just faidin away!
It's just pure basic arithmetic:Following this equation, I didnt think it were possible to get pregnant that way?...
When approaching from the rear, it is "the second hole down from the back of the neck".
Try to remember that in future Maha.
Well done XX and XY
XY has obviously got a good head for figures!Best wishes. Pip and John.
NEDWN VIII
It's just pure basic arithmetic:
When approaching from the rear, it is "the second hole down from the back of the neck".
Try to remember that in future Maha.
Well done XX and XY
XY has obviously got a good head for figures!
I was in a remedial maths class at High School John were ones talent was measured on the lenght of cotton you could suck up your nose and pull out your mouth without breaking it.
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