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    Try a nice icy cold Mac's Gold.... mother's milk!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunhuntin View Post
    i hate the stuff as well. tried it a couple of times and spat it back out again. same with wine...
    I loooove a good wine, heady and sophisticated;
    I have magnum of Peter Lehmann Shiraz, from the Stonewell district of the Barossa Valley. Its a 1989 bottle (best year ever) aged in American oak its an award winning drop.
    If anyone can guess what it’s worth, within $10, then I’ll share it with them.
    There’s just nothing as wonderful to taste as a great wine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smoky View Post
    I loooove a good wine, heady and sophisticated;
    I have magnum of Peter Lehmann Shiraz, from the Stonewell district of the Barossa Valley. Its a 1989 bottle (best year ever) aged in American oak its an award winning drop.
    If anyone can guess what it’s worth, within $10, then I’ll share it with them.
    There’s just nothing as wonderful to taste as a great wine.
    Phuck all if you don't open it soon, that stuff goes off after 20 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by jafar View Post
    $450.00
    close, out by 75%- It's still all mine



    why do woman like wine so much? ........ I don't know, but they're good at it
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    Quote Originally Posted by smoky View Post
    If anyone can guess what it’s worth, within $10, then I’ll share it with them.
    I'll take it off your hands for $200, thanks. Delivery address follows...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    I'll take it off your hands for $200, thanks. Delivery address follows...
    If it were a 1990 bottle or later, you'd be spot on - but it's a 1989 vintage

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    Lol, help I think something is wrong with me...
    Interested to know if can you taste tannin, do you like black coffee, olives or blue cheese, what about dark dark chocolate?
    Or has your taste buds been totally destroyed from preservatives, flavourings and sweetners?
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    Quote Originally Posted by smoky View Post
    If it were a 1990 bottle or later, you'd be spot on - but it's a 1989 vintage
    I hear you, but I would be reluctant to sink additional coin on the hope that the 1989 would be a discernable quantum better than the 1990. The Stonewell Shiraz is without peer in an ordinary year. I'd get the cork out of this soonest -- wine doesn't continue to improve in the bottle. Would you swap it for a case of Lehman Stonewall '97?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    I hear you, but I would be reluctant to sink additional coin on the hope that the 1989 would be a discernable quantum better than the 1990. The Stonewell Shiraz is without peer in an ordinary year. I'd get the cork out of this soonest -- wine doesn't continue to improve in the bottle. Would you swap it for a case of Lehman Stonewall '97?
    It's only worth more because it was a particularly good year, and only sold from their cellar. Worth $250 to $300 (Apparently).
    And yes it will be opened very shortly - but like this thread, it's hard to find someone who could actually appreciate it's subtlety and balance, to drink it with, 1.5 ltr is too much for one person.
    It just seems people are in the 'pop' area, and don't appreciate the nuances of subtlety, the dance of life or the essence of things.
    Romance is all about shagging now, movies substitute a good plot and word smithing for sex, fast cars and pop idols.
    Now beer is slowly giving way to alco-pops
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    Quote Originally Posted by smoky View Post
    close, out by 75%- It's still all mine



    why do woman like wine so much? ........ I don't know, but they're good at it
    75% too high ? thats sad
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    There's a shop near us that sells a cherry-flavoured Belgian beer.
    I sell cherry and raspberry beers from Belgium. These are 'lambic' beers and are made by a very arcane method...best you don't ask......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supertwin Don View Post
    There's no bad beers....
    Oh yes there are......but I don't stock 'em.......

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    Bloody hell a kiwi 'bloke' and a biker to boot that don't like beer.


    Ya need a days hard work that makes ya break out into a sweat. That'll change the way ya tast buds work.

    Either that or drinking or drinking the wrong beer and to a bloke 'thar's' no such thing. some are better than others..........except Tui's


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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder View Post
    Bloody hell a kiwi 'bloke' and a biker to boot that don't like beer.


    Ya need a days hard work that makes ya break out into a sweat. That'll change the way ya tast buds work.



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    Hahaha fuck off you rugged kiwi cunt ! just playing mate What's more is that i'm no kiwi, i'm a brit... so it's even stranger!

    lol the typical drinking, rugged, ute driving, fishing, kiwi stereotype is so lame... why do we have to be 'gay' if we don't like a pint after the ''rugga''!

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    Beer's great. Cheap lager is and always has been shit. Try drinking something that isn't cheap lager. Wheat beer's a good starting point. Mac's Blonde, Hoegaarden, summat like that.

    Personally, I find the only problem with beer is that I can't drink it fast enough to get pissed.
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    I'd rather enjoy an ice cold Export Gold then masturbate over a bottle of wine.

    Though I'd also prefer to look at a couple of skanks eating pussy then look at the mona lisa.

    Fuck it, I'm low class, and enjoying every minute of it.

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