Neighbours - Any non-confrontational options?

[MadDuck]

Well for any one that actually kind of cares.

Seems I was not the only neighbour lacking sleep. It seems an eviction is in process and I can hear the Moreporks again. What I dont get is how anyone can drink beer at 6am in the morning but there you go I must be getting old

[Blossom]

Good to hear. Hope you get some good zzzzzz this weekend then.

Our neighbours are no where that commited... they try to have parties but then enevitiably someone lights up a 'smoke' and shortly thereafter (normally by 10pm) everyones dozing off and the street gets quiet again.

[MadDuck]

Good to hear. Hope you get some good zzzzzz this weekend then.

Thanks Blossom. Now we wait and see who they think dobbed them in given its fireworks weekend...

[BIGBOSSMAN]

Eat lots of muesli, do a big poo in an envelope, put it in their letterbox with the photo when they are asleep, be sure and mark it return to sender, you'll feel better.

Sedge.

Just a tip - write on the envelope before inserting the faeces - it won't squirt out from the top of the envelope. And it goes without saying don't lick the envelope glue strip when it's full of shit, use a moistened old sponge or something similar.
My 2c

[The Pastor]

Give the neighbours a call and have a chat. you never know your luck.

[PuppetMaster]

Our neighbours are no where that commited... they try to have parties but then enevitiably someone lights up a 'smoke' and shortly thereafter (normally by 10pm) everyones dozing off and the street gets quiet again.

thats some good advice right there. Spike the neighbours water with sleeping pills.

[Swoop]

If they have been evicted, I suspect that they might have moved over the road from The Schloss Swoop.
Either that or it was "dole day" yesterday...

[Lissa]

Awesome news MD!! So no more grumpy tired MD, lets hope that eviction is soon!

[Timber020]

Invite the local HOG chapter round for a Barbie. Scare 'em with your tough mates.

A bunch of 55 year old accountants and dentists do scare me but might no have the same effect on this sort of guys.

[Dooly]

A bunch of 55 year old accountants and dentists do scare me.

The only thing those suckas scare are our wallets & bank accounts!

[MadDuck]

thats some good advice right there. Spike the neighbours water with sleeping pills.

Blardy hell why didnt I think of that...we are all on tank water here so that would have done the trick.

Awesome news MD!! So no more grumpy tired MD, lets hope that eviction is soon!

Seems I spoke too soon. Had to call Noise Control last night. Went into the bedroom so the NC guy could hear I wasnt just being an annoying neighbour

[ManDownUnder]

Blardy hell why didnt I think of that...we are all on tank water here so that would have done the trick.

Did you need an ocassional dead bird to put on their roof then? It can be arranged...!

Rabbit is available too but explaining it's presence on the roof might be a challenge

[MadDuck]

Rabbit is available too but explaining it's presence on the roof might be a challenge

I understand that dead rabbits when swung from a height land in all sorts of places

[ManDownUnder]

I understand that dead rabbits when swung from a height land in all sorts of places

Rabbit's on the menu you say?

[Beemer]

Our neighbours were away and their teenage son invited 'about 15' people around but of course shitloads more turned up uninvited. I was woken up at about 1am by a girl screaming "don't you touch me, don't you fucken touch me" and a guy was screaming equally loudly back at her. Cars everywhere, about a dozen kids all over the road and someone doing burnouts. The police arrived a short time later but nothing changed and it was about 2.30am when the noise stopped. I could hear what sounded like a plastic letterbox being mucked around with, but when a car headlight shone along the road (pitch dark in the country), ours was still standing. Went out about 6.30am to find our DomPost sign ripped off (had been screwed into the pole with two huge screws) and thrown up the next door neighbour's drive, along with a pile of condom wrappers and used condoms. Broken beer bottles all over their gravel and more stuff dumped in the culvert. I sent the neighbour a text (only have cell number for them) to warn about broken glass and saw her come out about 9am and survey the damage. She rang a short time later and asked what she should do (her husband is a sharemilker and wasn't home yet) and I said I would make them come over and clean it up, which she must have done as two guys came over and started picking up the glass. I was so wild I went out, waving my DomPost sign and said I was not impressed and got the old story of "but it wasn't me, it was these people who I didn't know and I was trying to get them to leave when the police arrived" but I just said that was too bad, I'd taken photos of the damage and would be having a chat with his parents when they got home. Also told him to tell whoever his mate was with the red car who arrives with the stereo blasting out no matter what time of the day or night to cut it out. Guy with him didn't say a word, but a few minutes later a very quiet red car left their place so I'd say it was his! They have been there two years and we've had no trouble with them until the past few weeks. I said as far as we were concerned, if his friends - or friends of theirs - were going to come out here and cause trouble, he was going to end up with a pile of pissed off neighbours. I think the message got through this time and I felt a hell of a lot better for telling him off!

Made his mate pick up the used condoms too, as he was about to leave them there, but that was the main reason the woman next door wasn't happy as she has kids.