Latte-sipping homos on scooters...

[MadDuck]

What, waving has been done?

Yes in relation to Harleys - just once or twice

how about?:
A thread on wheelstands?

yes usually followed closely by .....

A thread on crashing a bike?

then closely followed by.......yous should always wear:

All the Gear, All The Time.

[MarkH]

A while back I was waiting to turn onto the main highway at Taupiri and saw this scooter fly past. The rider was in an open-faced helmet, lightweight jacket and a SKIRT... she was moving...I followed her for a while and she was doing 140kph...holy crap!

Special armoured skirt? Jeez 140kph travel warrants proper gear I would have thought.

[Badjelly]

The most annoying thing I’ve had happen to me is going from the Newlands onramp onto the Ngaraunga Gorge and have a cyclist on the motorway, yes motorway, telling me to move my Guzzi out the way ‘cause I was holding him up !!!

No motorway. At least, there's a motorway (obviously) at the bottom of Ngauranga Gorge, and there's motorway at the top, beyond the Johnsonville and Newlands intersections, but in between it's not motorway.

[nudemetalz]

No motorway. At least, there's a motorway (obviously) at the bottom of Ngauranga Gorge, and there's motorway at the top, beyond the Johnsonville and Newlands intersections, but in between it's not motorway.

Well, true point, but would you ride a pushbike on it ????

[madbikeboy]

I was with you, right until you insulted my Lambretta by the use of the word "wasp"

Rest assured though, when the urge to join the "I've come as a tube of toothpaste" fancy dress party crowd strikes, you'll be the first person I call. :

All is well with the world again, differences have been bridged, group hugs all around. Peace is settling across the valleys of turmoil.

[madbikeboy]

Well, true point, but would you ride a pushbike on it ????

I would, aside from ahving no knees and a healthy fear of anyone crazy enough to own a Guzzi.

[nudemetalz]

No lattes here, dude, only flat whites !!!

[madbikeboy]

No lattes here, dude, only flat whites !!!

I hate coffee. It takes like shite to me. I've never understood whay people will spend $5 on a cup of bean curds.

[nudemetalz]

I hate coffee. It takes like shite to me. I've never understood whay people will spend $5 on a cup of bean curds.

'cause it gives you the bleary-eyed craziness to control a torque-reacting 230kg Guzzi through tiny gaps in the traffic !!!

[MisterD]

No lattes here, dude, only flat whites !!!

Shame on you! Riding an Italian bike and putting milk in coffee

[OutForADuck]

I love posts from indignant law breakers complaining about outher law breakers not obeying their laws.

Do as I say for god sake don't mind what I actually do !!!

Poor maligned homo whateva's

[nudemetalz]

Shame on you! Riding an Italian bike and putting milk in coffee

Milk is needed for extra calcium in the bones for hauling said overweight-Guzzi in commuting mode !!!
Yes, go on, shame on me for commuting a Guzzi.....

[JohnR]

No lattes here, dude, only flat whites !!!

I believe Latte Sipping Homosexuality (LSH) occurs in stages:

Full Cream milk with sugar = being recruited to LSH
Full Cream milk no sugar = experimenting with LSH
Trim milk with sugar = confused or closet LSH
Trim milk no sugar = confirmed, out of the closet LSH

[JohnR]

... oh and by the way, large cappucino with 3 sugars here.

[vifferman]

Special armoured skirt?

Yeah, I saw one of those in Gay Pareeee.
This Business Dude comes out of a building, right (IBM, or one of those, at La Defense), and gets on his scooter. I though, "Huh..it's starting to spittle - you're gonna get damp!"
But no.
He gets on his scooter, and fastens a skirt thing around his lower body, effectively protecting him from 140km/h travel, rain, and (presumably) Arse Bandits.
Although it looked pretty gay (which is understandable, being Gay Pareeeee and all), it also looked rather functional, and probably meant either he wasn't really gay, or wasn't promiscuous, so wanted to be protected from being functioned by some other scooterist (or Passing-By Gay Pareeeeesian). En. End.