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    That's better. The ritual offer of food is a very nurturing and cherishing trait. It is associated with the nesting instinct, and fertitity ritualism. You are obviously attempting to connect with your feminine side.
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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    I'd like to know how scooters work, does carefully stepping onto one (to avoid creases in your Ralph Loren Slacks) protect you; an invisible shield of armour? One that removes the need for common sense, wrists that don't flap when you're talking, or the need to look in mirrors?

    150 decibles of GSXR
    seems like the latte sipping homo is related to the arrogant homo riding the gixxer - two fags in a pod

    150 decibels - woteva, learn to spell to ya idiot

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    What is wrong with a nice latte?????dont put homo and latte togeather as I am sure they drink other drinks as well.
    Nothing wrong with a nice latte
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    Quote Originally Posted by portokiwi View Post
    What is wrong with a nice latte?????dont put homo and latte togeather as I am sure they drink other drinks as well.
    Nothing wrong with a nice latte
    why not?

    GSXR and fuckwit seems to fit quite well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HEADACHE View Post
    why not?

    GSXR and fuckwit seems to fit quite well.
    Classic......................!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by portokiwi View Post
    Nothing wrong with a nice latte
    Too milky, like coffee milk soup.
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    (to avoid creases in your Ralph Loren Slacks)
    bling fired around with abandon. I was going to write gay abandon but that doesn't work quite the same way it used to...

    I wore Ralph Lauren (see I can spell it) to work on the scooter today. That didn't make me feel any less straight than I felt yesterday or Monday when I rode the bike to work while wearing other (different) Lauren gear.

    No, I'm not independantly wealthy, I bought these while they were on "special".

    The irony of people who complain of being sterotyped stereotyping homos and scooterists has a certain innate appeal.

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    Now there's nothing more manly than this Suzuki Burger...... (I think it's a Burgman)
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    Now that looks like it should come with a chauffeur who says "Yes, milady".
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    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    Now that looks like it should come with a chauffeur who says "Yes, milady".
    Actually it looks quite a bit like:
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    Quote Originally Posted by HEADACHE View Post
    seems like the latte sipping homo is related to the arrogant homo riding the gixxer - two fags in a pod

    150 decibels - woteva, learn to spell to ya idiot

    Oh, sorry, in my haste to write my little rant, I didn't spell check, and I mis-keyed. Unfortunately this "arrogant homo" hasn't mastered the art of being perfect.

    But, in fairness, I will double check my posts in future to check spelling and grammatical accuracy - I'd suggest you learn to write proper English, "woteva" and "ya" don't seem to feature in my Oxford concise. If that wasn't clear enough, GFY.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mikkel View Post
    Actually it looks quite a bit like:
    That was exactly the point I was making...but thanks for providing illustration for non T-bird fans.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dave Lobster View Post
    Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.

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    Heres a lovely design scooter from over this side of the world, I nearly fell off my bike laughin the first time I saw it. It looks like something off the set of star trek
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    Quote Originally Posted by racerhead View Post
    Heres a lovely design scooter from over this side of the world, I nearly fell off my bike laughin the first time I saw it. It looks like something off the set of star trek
    Actual, it looks more like something from Thunderbirds. All it needs is a bobble-headed puppet (or muppet, LOL!) sitting on it...
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    You meen there is spell check on here??????? where. Yes i do drink a double short black and the good old latte,
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