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    Quote Originally Posted by aewilliam View Post
    (any chance of creating a 'bow down' emoticon?)
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    Excepting the oooh-twisty-one-way-road-hoooly-f*ck-its-not-road


    ahh whats wrong with ya you not into some of our wild west roads
    hehheheheh
    hope you enjoyed something a little different, something a little challenging some of those corners if not taken correctly can put you in a sticky situation ie the single lane road at the bottom of the hill looks easy but tightens up real quick
    there is a couple more around the area which i can show you all maybe next time

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    I developed an embarrassing medical condition this week.
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    please make me understand,whats the difference between abusing yourself and riding a honda?
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    Quote Originally Posted by gammaguy View Post
    please make me understand,whats the difference between abusing yourself and riding a honda?
    The number of strokes per minute till the pain kicks in... Abusing myself it's about 300 ... the bike goes all the way to 9,500...... oh and the time it takes to go bang - but that's a whole other discussion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dwnundabkr View Post
    Excepting the oooh-twisty-one-way-road-hoooly-f*ck-its-not-road


    ahh whats wrong with ya you not into some of our wild west roads
    hehheheheh
    hope you enjoyed something a little different, something a little challenging some of those corners if not taken correctly can put you in a sticky situation ie the single lane road at the bottom of the hill looks easy but tightens up real quick
    there is a couple more around the area which i can show you all maybe next time
    Don't know the names of roads, but it was twisty as near the beginning of the ride...and i likey very muchly!!!
    Was following dude in front of me on the narrow road with no marking, decent lefts and rights and using the whole lane... another right then WTF!!! there was this car waiting there!!! thank God it was so slow and expectign more of us to head down...
    Admittedly, my bad...BAAAAAD choice of line...but lane markings would have been nice. but again...admittedly, my bad...BAAAAAD choice of line...
    Next time would be muchly appreciated my many i be pretty sure
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    If my little single cylinder if ready by thursday ill bring it out to hand out the learn in the tight stuff
    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaNanna View Post
    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Littleman View Post
    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    If my little single cylinder if ready by thursday ill bring it out to hand out the learn in the tight stuff
    Just watch out for parked cars.
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    You say "no one wants to fuck with some large bloke on a really angry sounding bike" but the truth of the matter is that you are a balding middle-aged ice-cream seller from Edgecume who wears a hello kitty t-shirt (in your profile pic) and your angry sounding bike is a fucken hyoshit - not some big assed harley with a human skull on the front.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Just watch out for parked cars.
    Oh dear this will go on for a while. Lol

    Looking forward to the next atnr. Hopefully dry?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Stranger View Post
    Just watch out for parked cars.
    Dont forget fences!
    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaNanna View Post
    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Littleman View Post
    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    Dont forget fences!
    bahahahaha.....next time you should try and jump the fence! But dont use my bike this time...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Morcs View Post
    Dont forget fences!
    Is there anything you wont crash into!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by westie View Post
    Is there anything you wont crash into!!!!!!!!
    Ill crash a gixxer into your face ow!
    Quote Originally Posted by NinjaNanna View Post
    Wasn't me officer, honest, it was that morcs guy.
    Quote Originally Posted by Littleman View Post
    Yeah I do recall, but dismissed it as being you when I saw both wheels on the ground.
    Quote Originally Posted by R6_kid View Post
    lulz, ever ridden a TL1000R? More to the point, ever ridden with teh Morcs? Didn't fink so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by morcs View Post
    ill crash a gixxer into your face ow!
    ow!

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