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    Quote Originally Posted by barty5 View Post
    And then he took his hand off it.
    off what?? off sidewinders cock??
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    Quote Originally Posted by mctshirt View Post
    Who cares - you still didn't get a root
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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post

    At 300kph, you're doing a mile every 20 seconds.
    Fuck, Thats just...god damn.

    Starting to think my paltry 200km/h is fast enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Titanium View Post
    This is more like Carver .....

    http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=wtofbxmlv8Y

    Sorry if a repost ...... end is classic!
    it is a classic, but will you stop your trolling!

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    it is a classic, but will you stop your trolling!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nallac View Post
    off what?? off sidewinders cock??
    could well have been or his own
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    Quote Originally Posted by Deano View Post
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    Incorrect. He? doesn't actually have a penis...he gets plenty though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by carver View Post
    i was on my way to your sisters house, i just couldn't wait!
    I hope you don't mind sloppy seconds......
    Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effects of horsepower.

    'Fast' Harleys are only fast compared to stock Harleys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AllanB View Post
    Carver ya pussy, try it naked next time, in theory at 297kms per I believe you could add a extra inch to the third leg
    That'll take it out to 3 and 1/4 inches... apparently... I knew he was overcompensating for something...

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    Quote Originally Posted by nallac View Post
    I hope you don't mind sloppy seconds......
    His mum aint so bad.... She's very ummm.... enthusiastic.

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    Ha!!
    Gixxers rule!
    Dunno how you did it in a hoodie... had mine up to 290 (still accelerating at that point) with all the leather gear on, and anything loose or flopping about would have got torn off at that speed.
    Let the good times roll

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anthrax View Post
    His mum aint so bad.... She's very ummm.... enthusiastic.
    mate, shes old news who hasn't been there done that....
    Harley Davidson: The most efficient way to convert gasoline into noise without the side effects of horsepower.

    'Fast' Harleys are only fast compared to stock Harleys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stormer View Post
    Ha!!
    Gixxers rule!
    Dunno how you did it in a hoodie... had mine up to 290 (still accelerating at that point) with all the leather gear on, and anything loose or flopping about would have got torn off at that speed.
    You Gixxer boys are pussys with your fairings - I cracked 300 on the VTR 250 - Naked (well the bike is, I had my Mankini on)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Headbanger View Post
    Fuck, Thats just...god damn.

    Starting to think my paltry 200km/h is fast enough.
    200 kph is fast enough, lets put this in perspective, you're covering a mile every 30 seconds. Try walking a mile, it puts it into a frame of reference of how far a mile actually is. Plus, you're on a naked bike, 200 on a naked feels faster than 300 on a faired bike.

    200 is the top of third gear on a thou. Next time someone tells you that a thou is too slow for them, putting this in perspective - a thou is still pulling at 200kph like a motherfucker, as you change into 4th on mine, chin on the tank, the front starts to rise (I'm heavy), and it's charging harder than any car I've ever ridden in between 0-60. Then into fifth in less time than it took to read this sentence. Then it's a longer wind out as horsepower finally starts meeting its match with air resistance. The only thing that I've ever ridden that is noticibly faster is a Turbo Busa, and the difference is in fifth and sixth, they still pull like my thou does in 2nd and 3rd. But my slow old bus, it'll still pull close on 300 in less than a mile of actual space from a standing start.

    Putting this in perspective, this is why I believe that Noobs are ill suited to larger displacement bikes.

    And it's also why I think Carver should find another hobby, maybe playing with dirt bikes or something. But, on reflection, he spends a lot of time playing with himself...
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    Quote Originally Posted by madbikeboy View Post
    Putting this in perspective, this is why I believe that Noobs are ill suited to larger displacement bikes.

    And it's also why I think Carver should find another hobby, maybe playing with dirt bikes or something. But, on reflection, he spends a lot of time playing with himself...
    been there, done that, its good fun.

    i aint no noob, aint had a bin in ages and ride harder than ever, but more consistently, and more attentively.

    no more assumptions

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