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    She was hot and she let you off
    Some guys have all the luck.
    If you are behind meDont ask as I am lost too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    Answer me this:
    Which would have made you more likely to "see the error of your ways", more likely to "take care on the roads", more likely to be 'good'?
    Tickets, and lots of them have the most impact. Of course there are people who just don't care. but warnings are evenless likely to influence them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post

    The officer approached. A young female model with a big grin on her face.

    "I'm going to let you off with a warning. It's a lovely night for a ride and there's nobody else around. I ride myself and it's really easy to get a good drive on out of that corner. Take it easy and enjoy your ride home."

    "Have a nice evening!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by vifferman View Post
    No offense, but that's dumb: Hitcher is happily empartnered already, and there's no such thing as luck. Even if there were, surely it would be logical to assume that having used up his dollop of good luck, his likelihood of winning a lottery is now lessened, rather than increased.
    None taken! I just figured, hell, if you're lucky enough to get off of a ticket, who knows what could happen!
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    Quote Originally Posted by davebullet View Post
    4. 124 is a safe speed in the right hands
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    well...at least he avoided a rant about "not wanting to pick you up off the road at the next corner" ,for speeding at 113 on the straight.......mutter...mutter...mutter.....
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    Yin and Yang, and all of that.
    The "Ginger" and now the "Lovely".

    A phone number would be nice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swoop View Post
    A phone number would be nice.
    Buy yourself a prepaid. Problem sorted.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    Buy yourself a prepaid. Problem sorted.
    Poor form!
    I was expecting "dial 111".
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    Quote Originally Posted by portokiwi View Post
    She was hot and she let you off
    Some guys have all the luck.
    If he's popsting from her place, THEN he has all the luck!

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    Nice One Hitcher, but i'm sure that your approach to this situation with the correct attitude was the thing that won the day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    "Do you know how fast you were going?" she enquired.

    "About 118?"
    Just a quick question for you officers here - If the officer in the scenario above had no 'evidence' (i.e. readout on speed gun), could this be taken as an admission of guilt leading to a fine?

    From reading internet boards I have always taken that the key is to deny everything until they hit you with some evidence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by breakaway View Post
    From reading internet boards I have always taken that the key is to deny everything until they hit you with some evidence.
    Honesty is the best policy. I reckon you get a sense of how the conversation is likely to go early on. Generally I know if I'm pulled over that I'm fucked. Last night I knew I would have been over the limit, and I was genuinely surprised by the amount. Cops have got space-age kit in their cars that is more likely to be right than wrong, particularly when you are the only object moving faster than a ferociously grazing Friesian in the whole county. If I thought that there was reasonable cause for doubt, like a hairdresser in an MX5 furiously accelerating in the general direction of my date, or a benevolent planetary alignment reducing my drag coefficient, I would have mentioned that as a topic for consideration.
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    Why is it that the unavailable older guys meet the cute cops AND get let off.

    I'm single, love girlies in uniform, and I get the guy cops, that would love to nail my arse to a wall, but will be satisfied with a ticket.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Anarkist View Post
    This is the part where you consider 'resisting arrest'

    Girls in police uniform...
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    Talking

    Shoud'nt this thread be in "Jokes" ?

    May the bridges I burn light the way.

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