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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Cock. 10 of them things too.
    You turn into COCK when you ride Mom???? We never have ridden together have we

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    Quote Originally Posted by Katman View Post
    Difference between you and I though is I'm happy to use a clear plastic bag.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadows View Post
    Necrophiliac
    hahahahahahahahahaha thats a good one... gross but good

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    Ricky Martin lol..... He Moves He Moves and no one hears me sing. Riding my bike I lika
    If you are behind meDont ask as I am lost too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadows View Post
    Necrophiliac
    lol you beat me to it
    To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and to endure the betrayal of false friends. To appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better whether by a healthy child, a garden patch, or a redeemed social condition; to know that even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mom View Post
    Hi back at you!

    I just wanted to say cock is all, I sometimes do that for no reason at all

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maha View Post
    Haven't found yet that will take the job on....
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    this guy........
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    oh bless him! Nice answer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grizzo View Post
    this guy........
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    ME!

    My bike is not a toy or a once in a while hobby, or even a weekend escape.

    It's a part of who I am, a big part!
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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    No but seriously I'm mostly either a commuter or enjoying the countryside when I'm on the bike..When I jump into the Falcon though I turn the stereo up to it's booming max and drag race the local boy racers - they don't seem to think it's fair that my $12,000 2003 Falcon with no modifications 1) blows their stereos away 2) Blows their little turboed Jappas away from a standing start (190Kw without any turbo lag and a seriously juicy and flat torque curve....)
    Ooohh.. McJimmy wanna try taking on my Supra??
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    Thanks to Ixion, McJim, Boob, and others for the laughs.

    It's not quite the same thing, but if there was someone I would like to emulate it would be Alan Shepherd. He was quick but he had a very tidy riding style.

    OK, the quick bit might be a problem, but I can at least aspire to a tidy riding style?

    Then again when comunting on a sunny day listening to the soundtrack of the SJ50 I can be Hugh Anderson bombing down Bray Hill...
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    Most of the time I am a fairly quiet and reserved sort of person. I'm usually pretty patient and open minded.

    When I'm on the road, I just feel like royalty for some reason. I feel like I own the road, and that I have the power to treat anyone else any way that I see fit. I'm not afraid of anyone or anything or anyone. I tend to be quite aggressive with my riding.

    The bike tends to bring out the worst in me to be honest. However, as I am realising this over time and acknowleding it I am feeling more relaxed on the road and not quite so hostile. It is a process, but I'm getting there.
    What you have in your heart will be revealed through what you have in your life.

    If things are going badly in our circumstances, the answer to what is happening to us outwardly is more often than not found in the mirror.


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