Scariest sneeze ever!

[slofox]

here you go...

http://www.boston.com/news/science/a...time_i_sneeze/

Geez I must be bored today...

Nahhhh that's bullshit! Everyone knows that if you sneeze with your eyes open your eyeballs will pop right out and then hang down under your chin and dangle all about. I read it in Calvin and Hobbes so it MUST be true!

[Mom]

I hate the ones when you sneeze, fart and wee all at the same time

I can cough and fart at the same time

[Grizzo]

Nahhhh that's bullshit! Everyone knows that if you sneeze with your eyes open your eyeballs will pop right out and then hang down under your chin and dangle all about. I read it in Calvin and Hobbes so it MUST be true!

Yeah, I heard that to!

[Stirts]

I can cough and fart at the same time

Coughart! You just have to watch that you don't Coughshart!

[riffer]

I find that sunlight makes me sneeze. Many a time I've come out of a corner and the sunstrike gives me shocking sneezes.

Does this happen to anyone else?

[Stirts]

I find that sunlight makes me sneeze. Many a time I've come out of a corner and the sunstrike gives me shocking sneezes.

Does this happen to anyone else?

You have Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst or ACHOO Syndrome!

[Mom]

I find that sunlight makes me sneeze. Many a time I've come out of a corner and the sunstrike gives me shocking sneezes.

Does this happen to anyone else?

Years ago, I used to commute 2 up through the Dome Valley. Every morning at the same place on the road, the sun was right in your face. My pillion was one of those ACHOO sufferers. Man she used to sneeze and sneeze and sneeze. Quite a strange feeling when your pillion is multi sneezing. I used to laugh at the same time. Heaven knows what other road users thought of 2 mad females heading south just past 8am each day

[riffer]

You have Autosomal Dominant Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst or ACHOO Syndrome!

beats frain barts. I'd hate to have that.

Is this for real?

[Stirts]

Is this for real?

I googled it, so it must be.
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/...ticlekey=11491

[pixc]

miss 14 asked me " If I fart and laugh at the same time, is it a LART or a FARAUGH"?

[riffer]

I googled it, so it must be.
http://www.medterms.com/script/main/...ticlekey=11491

Far out. Another thing that's fucked up about me.

[Stirts]

Far out. Another thing that's fucked up about me.

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww dont be like that.......try to put a positive spin on it......get your sneeze count upto 7 to 10 per attack

[pixc]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww dont be like that.......try to put a positive spin on it......get your sneeze count upto 7 to 10 per attack

yip yip. If ya see me looking at the sun with a smile on my face..LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

[slofox]

Loss of vision in a corner......yerrrrr. That can be scary.
Many years ago I was wont to ride the Port Hills Rd above Christchurch in the dead of night....god alone knows why but it was a regular.
This road is quite high and in those days anyway, had no barriers at the edges...you had a vertical face to bang into on your right and a vertical drop to fall off of on your left. (Incidentally, that is exactly what the late archer, Neroli Fairhall did, god rest her soul).
One dark and moonless night I was just heading into a long sweeping right hander when all the lights on the bike went out - POOF!! I was left in total darkness, knowing that if I turned too hard I would hit the cliff face and if I did not turn enough I would have a very exhilarating (temporarily anyway) freefall, followed by a very sudden and probably terminal stop.
Lucked out and managed to stop before either happened. Then had to push the bike all the way down to the nearest phone to call for another light bulb...no vision = no good.

[<Rhino>]

Isnt 7 or so sneezes in a row equivalent to an orgasm?--- pass me the pepper!

The funniest, scariest sneeze i have EVER seen was from my son. 5 years old. Eating McDonalds fries, and he sneezed. Half a chip lodged up in the back of his nose. The chip obviously started going down the throat, and was forced back up into the nose when he sneezed. Well...how do you deal with that. It was stuck in there..he was freaking out. When he finally managed to blow the chip out, I couldn't believe the size of it. Then he got shitty at me...for not telling him to Not sneeze when you are eating/swallowing food.

reminds me of the time my boy stuck two chips up his nose, broke an end off while up there - took a bit of puffing to get it out, when it did finaly fly out.... well I'm sure you can imagine!

Man kids can produce a lot of snot!!

Oh yes! Sneezing while eating is extremely scary.

Sitting across the table from some very poshy friends of my parents, just started chewing a peice of potatoe. Shit! That little tickle began... so I chewed as fast as was humanly possible to get this potatoe swollowable. But I was too late... whoooosh! And when I opened my eyes, I saw the now mashed potatoe sprayed all over the table in front me. Fail.