So I prayed to the lord- 'send me a KTM'

[noobi]

NINE: One must elevate ones ego to semi godlike status

[camchain]

Hah haaaa. Heretics! Fortunately KTMism is a religion of peace.

1. There is only one true off road motorcycle therefore no coveting thy neighbours bike unless newer KTM.

2. If any trangression of 1, penance = self flagellation until blood is drawn.

3. Rear knobly to be kept fresh to ensure adequate amount of roost for stoning of unbelievers.

4. Pigrimage to KTM factory once in lifetime. (Pilgrims must make at least 2 purchases from the gift shop).

5. Steering geometry is in perfect accord with sacred dimensions. Only impure thoughts cause tankslappers therefore faith not strong enough.

6. When performing sacrement of mixing of the fuel, this to be done in confined space to ensure adequate inhalation of the sacred vapours to maintain state of enlightenment.

7... ahh stuff it. This Scientlology looks interesting. Quite like the idea of aliens and volcanoes. (Tythes already given are non-refundable)

[kezzafish]

ha haaa, funny as fuck. well done believers and non-believers

Thou shalt pay prices far in excess of value for parts?

[vazza]

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[barty5]

ha haaa, funny as fuck. well done believers and non-believers

Thou shalt pay prices far in excess of value for parts?

thats cause they are orange and nothing rhymes with orange.